Limericks 11

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain
All that was in vain

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain
All that was in vain
They say 'life's not all what it seems.

Next I shall try horse-riding

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights
On second thoughts - all those sights!!

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights
On second thoughts - all those sights!!
I can see I’ll have trouble deciding

But for now I’ll just read a good book

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook
There's a nice cake I'll try

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook
There's a nice cake I'll try
It's huge. So I my friend will drop by

But for now I`ll just read a good book
I`ve got the latest by my favourite cook
There`s a nice cake I`ll try
It`s huge, so my fiend will drop by
And together we`ll do more than look!

We`ll forget all the calories there

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
The sit back with our feet up

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Then sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Then sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup
Contemplating our tyres, spare!

There was a young reindeer named Ricky

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup
Isn't it so neighbourly to share

Do you follow these DIY folk?

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea

We missed Elrel first line !

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea
Laughing with me

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea
Laughing with me
I admire them for going for broke

There was a young reindeer called Rickey.

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh
He got carried away

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh
He got carried away
And went off with Sue for a qu---ie

I should not always say what I'm thinking

I should not always say what I'm thinking
Especially when I've been drinking