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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Gemini1789 Fri 17-Jan-20 17:18:13

What an awful day it's been
Partner acting like a stroppy teen
Rabada got banned

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 17-Jan-20 23:13:47

What an awful day it's been
Partner acting like a stroppy teen
Rabada got banned
Dinner very bland

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Gemini1789 Sat 18-Jan-20 09:18:02

What an awful day it's been
Partner acting like a stroppy teen
Rabada got banned
Dinner very bland
Nothing much on the screen

There was an old woman from York

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jan-20 10:58:23

There was an old woman from York
Who tried eating her soup with a fork

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crazyH Sat 18-Jan-20 11:17:17

There was an old woman from York
Who tried eating her soup with a fork
The more she tried

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jan-20 19:14:42

There was an old woman from York
Who tried eating her soup with a fork
The more she tried
The more she cried

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Gemini1789 Sat 18-Jan-20 19:23:08

There was an old woman from York
Who tried eating her soup with a fork
The more she tried
The more she cried
She was a bit of a dork

She poured ketchup all over her steak

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Jan-20 19:40:52

She poured ketchup all over her steak
Ordered plonk her thirst to slake

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 19-Jan-20 01:10:52

She poured ketchup all over her steak
Ordered plonk her thirst to slake
Licked her plate

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Jan-20 07:00:06

She poured ketchup all over her steak
Ordered plonk her thirst to slake
Licked her plate
Embarrassed her date

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jan-20 20:43:03

She poured ketchup all over her steak
Ordered plonk her thirst to slake
Licked her plate
Embarrassed her date
Who left with a tension headache.

An old Lord with an extensive demesne

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callgirl1 Sun 19-Jan-20 23:47:45

An old lord with an extensive demesne
Regretted that he couldn`t reach there by train,

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Squiffy Sun 19-Jan-20 23:51:39

An old lord with an extensive demesne
Regretted that he couldn`t reach there by train,
So he borrowed a horse

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henetha Mon 20-Jan-20 10:33:09

An old lord with an extensive demesne
Regretted that he couldn`t reach there by train,
So he borrowed a horse
Fell off in some gorse

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Jangran99 Mon 20-Jan-20 14:26:56

An old lord with an extensive demesne
Regretted he couldn't reach there by train,
So he borrowed a horse
Fell off in some gorse
And responded with language profane

But His Lordship hastily remounted

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Gemini1789 Mon 20-Jan-20 17:49:39

But His Lordship hastily remounted
Looked embarrassed and pouted

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Squiffy Mon 20-Jan-20 23:48:58

But His Lordship hastily remounted
Looked embarrassed and pouted
He huffed and he puffed

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callgirl1 Mon 20-Jan-20 23:52:51

But his lordship hastily remounted
Looked embarrassed and pouted
He huffed and he puffed
Told the world to get stuffed,

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Jan-20 07:16:57

But his lordship hastily remounted
Looked embarrassed and pouted
He huffed and he puffed
Told the world to get stuffed,
And left his acres uncounted

A furniture restorer from Reading

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henetha Tue 21-Jan-20 11:02:42

A furniture restorer from Reading
Once travelled far to a wedding

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Billybob4491 Tue 21-Jan-20 14:55:04

A furniture restorer from Reading
Once travelled far to a wedding
But alas when he got there

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Jan-20 16:08:00

A furniture restorer from Reading
Once travelled far to a wedding
But when he got there
The chairs were threadbare

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Jan-20 19:08:30

A furniture restorer from Reading
Once travelled far to a wedding
But when he got there
The chairs were threadbare
To be used was what he was dreading

However, perhaps he could make a killing

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Gemini1789 Tue 21-Jan-20 19:27:52

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jan-20 05:44:15

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs

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