Limericks 11

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares
And not be greedy with the billing.

I wish I had a million quid

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun
And a Nanny to look after the kid!

The weather forecast here looks grim

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,
I hope my neighbour will do it on a whim.

I've decided I'm not going to China today

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high
You might even die

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so where shall I go

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so here I shall stay

Barmyoldbat I’ve changed it slightly as last line should rhyme with first two then you add the start of the next limerick.

A new line please Juliet27?

Juliet27 is not online at the moment..Henetha, why don't you
restart the game ?

Hey...it was Barmyoldbat who needed to start a new line if you look back but I shall start one in case she’s not around.

There was a tattooist from Leeds

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because
It satisfied most of his needs

He drew roses and anchors and birds

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds

Sorry everyone for mucking it up, I am new at this game.

No worries...and I’m sure you get the gist of it now x