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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Jangran99 Wed 22-Jan-20 08:25:08

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares

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henetha Wed 22-Jan-20 10:45:04

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares
And not be greedy with the billing.

I wish I had a million quid

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callgirl1 Wed 22-Jan-20 21:55:07

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid

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henetha Thu 23-Jan-20 10:25:29

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun

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crazyH Thu 23-Jan-20 10:54:15

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun

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Billybob4491 Thu 23-Jan-20 17:55:43

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun
And a Nanny to look after the kid!

The weather forecast here looks grim

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Gemini1789 Thu 23-Jan-20 20:05:08

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim

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Barmeyoldbat Thu 23-Jan-20 21:28:22

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around

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callgirl1 Thu 23-Jan-20 23:33:30

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,

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crazyH Thu 23-Jan-20 23:42:01

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,
I hope my neighbour will do it on a whim.

I've decided I'm not going to China today

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 06:13:46

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!

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Jangran99 Fri 24-Jan-20 07:28:49

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high

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Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 07:34:48

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high
You might even die

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Barmeyoldbat Fri 24-Jan-20 09:22:32

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so where shall I go

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 10:08:11

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so here I shall stay

Barmyoldbat I’ve changed it slightly as last line should rhyme with first two then you add the start of the next limerick.

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henetha Fri 24-Jan-20 11:02:50

A new line please Juliet27?

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 13:14:01

Juliet27 is not online at the moment..Henetha, why don't you
restart the game ?

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 19:19:38

Hey...it was Barmyoldbat who needed to start a new line if you look back but I shall start one in case she’s not around.

There was a tattooist from Leeds

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Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 19:20:57

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 19:31:09

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,

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callgirl1 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:51:49

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because

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Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:59:56

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because
It satisfied most of his needs

He drew roses and anchors and birds

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crazyH Sat 25-Jan-20 00:25:08

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds

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Barmeyoldbat Sat 25-Jan-20 00:28:21

Sorry everyone for mucking it up, I am new at this game.

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 00:32:12

No worries...and I’m sure you get the gist of it now x

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