There was a young girl from Dubai Who liked all her fun up on high, She climbed the Empire State With her lunch on a plate Leaned over and dropped her pie
So then she went to South Korea But climbed too high and felt all queer Her legs felt like jelly She collapsed on her belly But recovered when handed a beer
A pretty young girl from North Devon Thought her home county was simply heaven Until she discovered one day Cornwall was just down the way She went there when she was eleven