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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Ihatehousework Tue 28-Jan-20 13:49:45

Together they sang a sweet duet
Couldn't harmonise, they knew it
‘Twas a horrible noise

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crazyH Tue 28-Jan-20 14:28:45

Together they sang a sweet duet
Couldn't harmonise, they knew it
‘Twas a horrible noise
Like a gang of feral boys

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Gemini17892 Tue 28-Jan-20 15:53:02

Together they sang a sweet duet
Couldn't harmonise, they knew it
‘Twas a horrible noise
Like a gang of feral boys
It was the baritone that blue it

There was a young girl from Dubai

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callgirl1 Tue 28-Jan-20 23:03:45

There was a young girl from Dubai
Who liked all her fun up on high,

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henetha Wed 29-Jan-20 11:27:53

There was a young girl from Dubai
Who liked all her fun up on high,
She climbed the Empire State

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FarNorth Wed 29-Jan-20 12:01:13

There was a young girl from Dubai
Who liked all her fun up on high,
She climbed the Empire State
With her lunch on a plate

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Gemini17892 Wed 29-Jan-20 15:16:33

There was a young girl from Dubai
Who liked all her fun up on high,
She climbed the Empire State
With her lunch on a plate
Leaned over and dropped her pie

So then she went to South Korea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Jan-20 15:50:05

So then she went to South Korea
But climbed too high and felt all queer

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Amee Wed 29-Jan-20 16:01:29

So then she went to South Korea
But climbed too high and felt all queer
Her legs felt like jelly

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Gemini17892 Wed 29-Jan-20 16:24:12

So then she went to South Korea
But climbed too high and felt all queer
Her legs felt like jelly
She collapsed on her belly

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Billybob4491 Wed 29-Jan-20 17:28:29

So then she went to South Korea
But climbed too high and felt all queer
Her legs felt like jelly
She collapsed on her belly
But recovered when handed a beer

Just imagine a round the World cruise

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Jan-20 19:47:04

Just imagine a round the World cruise
To start from which port would you choose

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Gemini17892 Wed 29-Jan-20 21:15:18

Just imagine a round the World cruise
To start from which port would you choose
Southampton for me

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Jangran99 Wed 29-Jan-20 21:32:56

Just imagine a round the World cruise
To start from which port would you choose
Southampton for me
Then out to sea

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Gemini17892 Wed 29-Jan-20 21:41:35

Just imagine a round the World cruise
To start from which port would you choose
Southampton for me
Then out to sea
Lots of bands and books and booze

First we went to Madiera

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Gemini17892 Wed 29-Jan-20 21:42:28

Oops. Can’t spell !

First we went to Madeira .

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callgirl1 Wed 29-Jan-20 22:44:45

First we went to Madeira
But found it was so much dearer,

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 09:47:27

First we went to Madeira
But found it was so much dearer,
We sailed on to Spain

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henetha Thu 30-Jan-20 10:11:43

First we went to Madeira
But found it was so much dearer,
We sailed on to Spain
But it started to rain

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 10:18:31

First we went to Madeira
But found it was so much dearer,
We sailed on to Spain
But it started to rain
So we didn’t go any nearer

A pretty young girl from North Devon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 30-Jan-20 11:43:16

A pretty young girl from North Devon
Thought her home county was simply heaven

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Billybob4491 Thu 30-Jan-20 13:15:06

A pretty young girl from North Devon
Thought her home county was simply heaven
Until she discovered one day

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Grany Thu 30-Jan-20 15:58:14

A pretty young girl from North Devon
Thought her home county was simply heaven
Until she discovered one day
Cornwall was just down the way

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 16:31:24

A pretty young girl from North Devon
Thought her home county was simply heaven
Until she discovered one day
Cornwall was just down the way
She went there when she was eleven

She married a man from Ealing

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 16:43:34

She married a man from Ealing
But found his town unappealing

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