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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Thu 30-Jan-20 17:12:16

She married a man from Ealing
But found his town unappealing
All concrete blocks

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callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:09:22

She married a man from Ealing
But found his town unappealing
All concrete blocks
And a need for good locks,

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:46:51

She married a man from Ealing
But found his town unappealing
All concrete blocks
And a need for good locks,
Which gave her an uncomfortable feeling

A young bodybuilder from Wigan

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 22:17:53

A young bodybuilder from Wigan
Fancied a girl called Meghan

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Jangran99 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:21:14

A young bodybuilder from Wigan
Fancied a girl called Meghan
Young man beware

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callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:48:36

A young bodybuilder from Wigan
Fancied a girl called Meghan
Young man beware
She`ll not turn down a dare,

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jan-20 02:38:45

A young bodybuilder from Wigan
Fancied a girl called Meghan
Young man beware
She`ll not turn down a dare,
The mistake he made is a big ‘un

He just couldn’t resist her charms

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Jangran99 Fri 31-Jan-20 08:33:23

He just couldn’t resist her charms
Fell headlong into her arms

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Billybob4491 Fri 31-Jan-20 10:40:36

He just couldn't resist her charms
Fell headlong into her arms
Is this the girl of his dreams?

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jan-20 11:43:54

He just couldn't resist her charms
Fell headlong into her arms
Is this the girl of his dreams?
Is she all that she seems?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 31-Jan-20 12:05:25

He just couldn't resist her charms
Fell headlong into her arms
Is this the girl of his dreams?
Is she all that she seems?
Surely, he must listen to those qualms.

Because all the gossip down at the gym

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henetha Fri 31-Jan-20 13:25:50

Because all the gossip down at the gym
Is that she'll do the dirty on him

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jan-20 15:45:15

Because all the gossip down at the gym
Is that she'll do the dirty on him
She planned to achieve

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Gemini17892 Fri 31-Jan-20 17:42:38

Because all the gossip down at the gym
Is that she'll do the dirty on him
She planned to achieve
Or else sh’d leave

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 31-Jan-20 23:46:16

Because all the gossip down at the gym
Is that she'll do the dirty on him
She planned to achieve
Or else sh’d leave
I think she now needs a pseudonym

She planned to go out in disguise

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 07:08:08

She planned to go out in disguise
But people still noticed the eyes

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Feb-20 08:40:37

She planned to go out in disguise
But people still noticed the eye
A gimlet stare

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Billybob4491 Sat 01-Feb-20 13:28:29

She planned to go out in disguise
But people still noticed the eyes
A gimlet stare
And the state of her hair

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 13:37:17

She planned to go out in disguise
But people still noticed the eyes
A gimlet stare
And the state of her hair
Maybe she wasn’t such a prize

I’m told I slept through fireworks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Feb-20 16:45:28

I'm told I slept through fireworks
It's one of my numerous quirks

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Gemini17892 Sat 01-Feb-20 22:25:06

I'm told I slept through fireworks
It's one of my numerous quirks
I have quite a few

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crazyH Sat 01-Feb-20 22:36:39

I'm told I slept through fireworks
It's one of my numerous quirks
I have quite a few
They turn up on cue

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Gemini17892 Sat 01-Feb-20 22:57:04

I'm told I slept through fireworks
It's one of my numerous quirks
I have quite a few
They turn up on cue
When I have need of some perks

There was a sailor called Stan

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 06:24:15

There was a sailor called Stan
Who spent his leave with his gran

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henetha Sun 02-Feb-20 10:48:39

There was a sailor called Stan
Who spent his leave with his gran,
He knew she was rich

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