Limericks 12

There was a fit fellow from Crete
Whose outfits were always so neat

There was a fit fellow from Crete
Whose outfits were always so neat
He aimed to impress

There was a fit fellow from Crete
Whose outfits were always so neat
He aimed to impress
With his sense of dress

There was a fit fellow from Crete
Whose outfits were always so neat
He aimed to impress
With his sense of dress
And his perfectly manicured feet

His toenails were painted 'Hot Pink'

His toenails were painted 'Hot Pink'
His torso was covered in 'ink'

His toenails were painted 'Hot Pink'
His torso was covered in 'ink'
And as for rest ...

His toenails were painted 'Hot Pink'
His torso was covered in 'ink'
And as for the rest ...
Well that was the best...

His toenails were painted 'Hot Pink'
His torso was covered in 'ink'
And as for the rest ...
Well that was the best...
But that would be telling, wink,

For me , he was rather effete

For me he was rather effete
No real man looks so neat

For me he was rather effete
No real man looks so neat
His hair was in curls

For me he was rather effete
No real man looks so neat
His hair was in curls
And I'm telling you, girls

For me he was rather effete
No real man looks so neat
His hair was in curls
And I'm telling you, girls
I wouldn't given him a look in the street

Now I'm quite taken to tall lean men

Now I'm quite taken to tall lean men
And I remember one of them when...

Now I'm quite taken to tall lean men
And I remember one of them when...
I had a holiday fling

Now I'm quite taken to tall lean men
And I remember one of them when...
I had a holiday fling
That week went with a swing

Now I'm quite taken with tall lean men
And I remember one of them when ...
I had a holiday fling
That week went with a swing
For sure, I'll give him ten out of ten.

Memories of the good old days warm the cockles

Memories of the good old days warm the cockles
When sunny beaches attracted the grockles

Memories of the good old days warm the cockles
When sunny beaches attracted the grockles
With buckets and spades

Memories of the good old days warm the cockles
When sunny beaches attracted the grockles
With buckets and spades
Along the esplanades

Memories of the good old days warm the cockles
When sunny beaches attracted the grockles
With buckets and spades
Along the esplanades
With children drinking Tizer from bottles

I befriended a boy in Tiree

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"
" I'm viewing the machair,

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"
I asked, for a dare,

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I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"
" I'm viewing the machair,