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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:37:27

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince

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crazyH Wed 20-Nov-19 00:42:59

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside

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Jangran99 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:51:41

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside
He made her his bride

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:58:09

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside
He made her his bride
And they've been happy ever since

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame

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Jangran99 Wed 20-Nov-19 01:10:31

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 01:32:05

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister

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crazyH Wed 20-Nov-19 09:54:14

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister
Or Appendix, prefixed by a Mister

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Nov-19 13:50:45

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister
Or Appendix, prefixed by a Mister
He dreamed he'd find great fortune and fame.

But first, he needed a large false bosom

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Bellanonna Wed 20-Nov-19 18:05:24

But first, he needed a large false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 20:27:33

But first, he needed a large false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig

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callgirl1 Wed 20-Nov-19 23:57:32

But first he needed a huge false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig
It`s got to be BIG,

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 21-Nov-19 00:13:31

But first he needed a huge false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig
It`s got to be BIG,
Blonde, bouffant and borrowed from mum.

Tom was ready for his Dame audition

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Juliet27 Thu 21-Nov-19 00:30:25

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition

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Elrel Thu 21-Nov-19 00:43:14

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels

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Juliet27 Thu 21-Nov-19 00:58:19

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels
Oh how silly he feels

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BradfordLass72 Thu 21-Nov-19 03:21:23

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels
Oh how silly he feels
And he wished the whole thing in perdition

The a book about Danny La Rue

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BradfordLass72 Thu 21-Nov-19 03:21:55

Sorry Then a book..

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crazyH Thu 21-Nov-19 09:50:58

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 21-Nov-19 16:06:49

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans

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Elrel Thu 21-Nov-19 20:58:26

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans
And tell how, in teens,

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 22-Nov-19 00:06:32

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans
And tell how, in teens,
You got your break through

Dan wished his life was science fiction

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Nov-19 10:27:39

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he'd do a run

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henetha Fri 22-Nov-19 11:21:50

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he'd do a run
He'd be camp spaceman

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callgirl1 Sat 23-Nov-19 22:15:56

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he`d do a run
He`d be camp spaceman
Get so off his face man

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Bellanonna Sun 24-Nov-19 11:03:17

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he`d do a run
He`d be camp spaceman
Get so off his face man
That nobody would understand his diction

There was a fit fellow from Crete

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