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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 29-Nov-19 22:31:44

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs?
Is it a ghost, or do they haunt in pairs?
Or rodents in the thatch?
Hey! Be careful with that match !

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callgirl1 Sun 01-Dec-19 01:18:05

What`s that I hear, a squeak upstairs?
Is it a ghost, or do thy haunt in pairs?
Or rodents in the thatch?
Hey! Be careful with that match!
Thatch doesn`t respond well to flares.

Thatch may look pretty, but slate is best,

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henetha Sun 01-Dec-19 13:16:08

Thatch may look pretty, but slate is best,
Less likely to burn so my mind's at rest

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crazyH Sun 01-Dec-19 13:19:11

Thatch may look pretty, but slate is best,
Less likely to burn so my mind's at rest
Expensive to replace

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Dec-19 18:50:51

Thatch may look pretty, but slate is best,
Less likely to burn so my mind's at rest
Expensive to replace
And it would look out of place

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callgirl1 Sun 01-Dec-19 23:47:49

Thatch may look pretty, but slate is best,
Less likely to burn so my mind`s at rest
Expensive to replace
And it would look out of place
But of time it certainly stands the test.

But if you`re worried live in a caravan,

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crazyH Mon 02-Dec-19 00:04:03

But if you're worried, live in a caravan,
No roofs to replace, nor need of a handyman

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 00:19:53

But if you're worried, live in a caravan,
No roofs to replace, nor need of a handyman
Keeping warm can be a worry

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henetha Mon 02-Dec-19 09:48:50

But if you're worried, live in a caravan,
No roofs to replace, nor need of a handyman
Keeping warm can be a worry
So cuddle up to something furry

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Dec-19 13:57:15

But if you're worried, live in a caravan
No roofs to replace, nor need of a handyman
Keeping warm can be a worry
So cuddle up to something furry
Yet I hate the condensation, oh man!

I can park my little home where I please

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Quesera Mon 02-Dec-19 15:21:23

I can park my little home where I please
Town or country, it’s a breeze

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callgirl1 Mon 02-Dec-19 21:15:59

I can park my little home where I please
Town or country, it`s a breeze
It`s real name is a mobile home,

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 23:32:09

I can park my little home where I please
Town or country, it`s a breeze
It`s real name is a mobile home
Along for the ride is our fisherman gnome

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Dec-19 00:48:35

I can park my little home wherever I please
Town or country, it`s a breeze
It`s real name is a mobile home
Along for the ride is our fisherman gnome
Who is always good for a crafty squeeze.

I thought I`d caught a nice big fish,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Dec-19 10:40:49

I thought I'd caught a nice big fish
To prepare for tonight's tasty dish

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henetha Tue 03-Dec-19 11:06:08

I thought I'd caught a nice big fish
To prepare for tonight's tasty dish
But it was a tiny sprat

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crazyH Tue 03-Dec-19 12:10:49

I thought I'd caught a nice big fish
To prepare for tonight's tasty dish
But it was a tiny sprat
What can I do with that?

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Quesera Tue 03-Dec-19 21:08:49

I thought I'd caught a nice big fish
To prepare for tonight's tasty dish
But it was a tiny sprat
What can I do with that?
A seafood pie? I wish!

Thank goodness Lidl’s down the road

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Dec-19 23:53:10

Thank goodness Lidl`s down the road
Not too far from my abode

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Dec-19 23:56:44

Thank goodness Lidl`s down the road
Not too far from my abode
They're nice and cheap

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crazyH Wed 04-Dec-19 00:08:32

Thank goodness Lidl`s down the road
Not too far from my abode
They're nice and cheap
Suits my pocket, not that deep

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Bellanonna Wed 04-Dec-19 11:12:53

Thank goodness Lidl`s down the road
Not too far from my abode
They're nice and cheap
Suits my pocket, not that deep
Good thing I’m in food-shopping mode

So I’m off into town on the train

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Quesera Wed 04-Dec-19 22:26:21

So I’m off into town on the train
Drat, shopping list forgotten again!

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callgirl1 Thu 05-Dec-19 00:08:48

So I`m off into town on the train
Drat, shopping list forgotten again!
I must try to remember

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crazyH Thu 05-Dec-19 00:32:04

So I`m off into town on the train
Drat, shopping list forgotten again!
I must try to remember
It's just early December

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