Limericks 12

I'd like to go up in a hot air balloon
And try not to come down too soon
I feel light as air
Totally without a care
I'll keep floating above till past noon.

We aim to touch down in that large green field

We aim to touch down in that large green field
Commonly known as South Weald

We aim to touch down in that large green field
Commonly known as South Weald
Overshot and landed in a car park

We aim to touch down in that large green field
Commonly known as South Weald
Overshot and landed in a car park
How? Where's the mark?

We aim to touch down in that large green field
Commonly known as South Weald
Overshot and landed in a car park
How? Where's the mark?
Someone said it was concealed.

All hands needed to pack the balloon away

I`d like to go up in a hot air balloon
And try not to come down too soon
I feel light as air
Totally without a care
Say, does this thing go to the moon?

They say the moon is made of cheese

They say the moon is made of cheese
Dairy products make me sneeze

They say the moon is made of cheese
Dairy products make me sneeze
So we won’t go that far

They say the moon is made of cheese
Dairy products make me sneeze
So we won’t go that far,
Just to the nearest bar

They say the moon is made of cheese
Dairy products make me sneeze
So we won’t go that far,
Just to the nearest bar
And that will be just a breeze

Today, the clouds formed a beautiful shape

Today the clouds formed a beautiful shape
Wish I could capture it on landscape

Today the clouds formed a beautiful shape
Wish I could capture it on landscape
All so fluffy and light

Today the clouds formed a beautiful shape
Wish I could capture it on landscape
All so fluffy and light
Such a beautiful sight

Today the clouds formed a beautiful shape
Wish I could capture it on landscape
All so fluffy and light
Such a beautiful sight
I can only sit here and gape.

I've been travelling for hours on a bus

I've been travelling for hours on a bus
Some passengers make such a fuss

I've been travelling for hours on a bus
Some passengers make such a fuss
We stop for the loo

I've been travelling for hours on a bus
Some passengers make such a fuss
We stop for the loo
And join a long queue

I've been travelling for hours on a bus
Some passengers make such a fuss
We stop for the loo
And join a long queue
Oh boy, you should hear them cuss!

I know t'would be quicker by air

I know t'would be quicker by air
But I do begrudge the high fare

I know t'would be quicker by air
But I do begrudge the high fare
My legs get so numb

I know t'would be quicker by air
But I do begrudge the high fare
My legs get so numb
Even more so, does my bum

I know t'would be quicker by air
But I do begrudge the high fare
My legs get so numb
So does my bum
And the grub is a flipping nightmare.

I suppose that just leaves the train

I know t'would be quicker by air
But I do begrudge the high fare
My legs get so numb
Even more so, does my bum
Wish I could stand and strip bare.

Everyone complains about the food, but

Sorry, crossed ....

I suppose that just leaves the train
The jostling and jabbering does my brain

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I suppose that just leaves the train