Limericks 12

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway
It’s okay , it’s allowed.

Limericks are harder than people think

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway
And through the menu did browse.

I couldn’t resist a chicken kofte

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme
It might take some time

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme
It might take some time
So why not let`s go for a drink?

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short

It’s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short
Unless one’s been at the port

It’s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short
Unless one’s been at the port
Then all can be easily misconstrued

I wish this long lasting cough would go

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three
I just coughed up my tea

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three
I just coughed up my tea
No use standing under the mistletoe?

I've tried hot lemon in a mug

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I’m going to need a stronger drug

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I’m going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I'm going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure
A hot toddy, I'm sure

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I'm going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure
A hot toddy, I'm sure
Sounds good, I’ll pour me a jug.

I can’t remember when Christmas was white

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gentle float

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float
Coating all in a sparkly coat

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float
Coating all in a sparkly coat
Now all that covers us, is that damn raincoat (sorry)

You won't believe what I bought today

Tut tut , Crazy !

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It's eight inches long and. dark all over (don't let your imagination get the better of you or rather the worse)