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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:16:08

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It's eight inches long
and dark all over
Is it a massive four leaved clover ?

( well you try rhyming with over )

Crazy H bought a large fish

crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 18:30:06

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish

crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 18:30:50

3rd line

You will have to keep guessing

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:32:56

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing

Quesera Sat 21-Dec-19 21:28:24

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing
Must say it all looks delish

I’ll start with a dash of white wine

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:19:04

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine

callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:28:04

You won`t believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It`s eight inches long and dark all over
It could be a baby`s new pullover

Jangran99 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:55:43

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil

henetha Sun 22-Dec-19 12:31:18

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Dec-19 13:23:19

I'll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil
I'll set the table, let's dine.

I fancy a trifle for pudding

Gemini1789 Sun 22-Dec-19 19:55:42

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without much cooking

callgirl1 Sun 22-Dec-19 23:02:13

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream

henetha Mon 23-Dec-19 10:24:27

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen

Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 13:55:03

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen
( Still can’t rhyme with pudding )

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 17:32:43

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good

Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:36:31

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:41:17

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy

Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:57:36

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy
Do you think I really should ?

Christmas is more than food and drink

Juliet27 Mon 23-Dec-19 19:05:09

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think

Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 19:49:01

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child

Grany Mon 23-Dec-19 22:10:37

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild

Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 22:47:36

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild
Between earth and heaven he's the link.

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?

Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:12:23

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner

The veg is good but I have to say

Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:14:07

Oh @@#@## I’ve done it again. Leave off the last line. I was in the wrong game

Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:34:59

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good

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