Limericks 12

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It's eight inches long
and dark all over
Is it a massive four leaved clover ?

( well you try rhyming with over )

Crazy H bought a large fish

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish

3rd line

You will have to keep guessing

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing
Must say it all looks delish

I’ll start with a dash of white wine

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine

You won`t believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It`s eight inches long and dark all over
It could be a baby`s new pullover

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil

I'll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil
I'll set the table, let's dine.

I fancy a trifle for pudding

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without much cooking

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen
( Still can’t rhyme with pudding )

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy
Do you think I really should ?

Christmas is more than food and drink

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild
Between earth and heaven he's the link.

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner

The veg is good but I have to say

Oh @@#@## I’ve done it again. Leave off the last line. I was in the wrong game

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good