Limericks 12

If I had one wish it would be
To have a more settled country
A world that unites
And never has fights
Too much to ask all to agree

This morning my walk was out in the fog

This morning my walk was out in the fog
Why did I ever get a frisky dog

This morning my walk was out in the fog
Why did I ever get a frisky dog?
He's very excitable

This morning my walk was out in the fog
Why did I ever get a frisky dog?
He's very excitable
Loves things that are biteable

This morning my walk was out in the fog
Why did I ever get a frisky dog?
He's very excitable
Loves things that are biteable
And does like to bring home a log.

What a mild winter we’re having so far

What a mild winter we’re having so far
Few icy mornings when I've scraped the car

What a mild winter we’re having so far
Few icy mornings when I've scraped the car
Looking forward to Spring

What a mild winter we’re having so far
Few icy mornings when I've scraped the car
Looking forward to Spring
When the birdies do sing

What a mild winter we’re having so far
Few icy mornings when I've scraped the car
Looking forward to Spring
When the birdies do sing
And the sun reappears from afar.

But I bet we’re due some frost and snow

But I bet we’re due some frost and snow
So I'll wrap up and look like an eskimo

But I bet we’re due some frost and snow
So I'll wrap up and look like an eskimo
I’ll wear my new hat

But I bet we’re due some frost and snow
So I'll wrap up and look like an eskimo
I’ll wear my new hat
The one that looks like a cat

But I bet we’re due some frost and snow
So I'll wrap up and look like an eskimo
I’ll wear my new hat
The one that looks like a cat
And cost me such a lot of dough

Happy New Year ! Make a vow

Happy New Year ! Make a vow
To not get myself into a row

Happy New Year! Make a vow
To not get myself into a row
Nor rise to the bait

Happy New Year! Make a vow
To not get myself into a row
Nor rise to the bait
Let nothing agitate

Happy New Year! Make a vow
To not get myself into a row
Nor rise to the bait
Let nothing agitate
But I must say I’m not sure how!

I’ve never known so quiet a day

I’ve never known so quiet a day
Perhaps everyone's keeping out of my way

I’ve never known so quiet a day
Perhaps everyone's keeping out of my way
Are they booking a cruise?

I’ve never known so quiet a day
Perhaps everyone's keeping out of my way
Are they booking a cruise?
Must be difficult to choose

I’ve never known so quiet a day
Perhaps everyone's keeping out of my way
Are they booking a cruise?
Must be difficult to choose
Stay home and eat your Milk Tray

There’s nothing I like on tv

There's nothing I like on TV
Not one thing I'm desperate to see

There's nothing I like on TV
Not one thing I'm desperate to see
So I'll read instead

There's nothing I like on TV
Not one thing I'm desperate to see
So I'll read instead
Tucked up in bed