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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Jan-20 16:39:13

There's nothing I like on TV
Not one thing I'm desperate to see
So I'll read instead
Tucked up in bed
But immediately doze I guarantee.

Today I saw blossom on trees ?

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callgirl1 Thu 02-Jan-20 22:09:46

Today I saw blossom on trees
A sight guaranteed always to please,

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 03-Jan-20 00:17:29

Today I saw blossom on trees
A sight guaranteed always to please,
I hope Jack Frost keeps away

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henetha Fri 03-Jan-20 10:13:05

Today I saw blossom on trees
A sight guaranteed always to please,
I hope Jack Frost keeps away
It's sunny down here today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Jan-20 11:21:35

Today I saw blossom on trees
A sight guaranteed always to please
I hope Jack Frost keeps away
It's sunny down here today
All these good moments we must seize.

There's a cheery little snowdrop in the border

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 03-Jan-20 11:21:50

Today I saw blossom on trees
A sight guaranteed always to please,
I hope Jack Frost keeps away
It's sunny down here today
With such a gentle breeze

Holidays are over and everyone's at work

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callgirl1 Fri 03-Jan-20 23:21:28

There`s a cheery little snowdrop in the border
I`m sure that it has grown there to order,

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crazyH Fri 03-Jan-20 23:56:30

There`s a cheery little snowdrop in the border
I`m sure that it has grown there to order,
Many more will follow

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Jangran99 Sat 04-Jan-20 12:25:58

There`s a cheery little snowdrop in the border
I`m sure that it has grown there to order,
Many more will follow
Shyly in the hollow

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henetha Sun 05-Jan-20 10:30:40

There`s a cheery little snowdrop in the border
I`m sure that it has grown there to order,
Many more will follow
Shyly in the hollow
A shining star amonst the rest of the disorder.

A batty old granny from Bath

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crazyH Sun 05-Jan-20 10:33:32

A batty old granny from Bath
Was found walking alone down the path

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jan-20 11:42:36

A batty old granny from Bath
Was found walking alone down the path
‘I’m searching’ she said

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 05-Jan-20 13:41:24

A batty old granny from Bath
Was found walking alone down the path
"I'm searching," she said
My marbles have fled

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crazyH Sun 05-Jan-20 16:45:06

A batty old granny from Bath
Was found walking alone down the path
"I'm searching," she said
"My marbles have fled...
If I don't find them, you will face my wrath"

She ranted and raved, waving her cloak

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Amee Sun 05-Jan-20 17:15:00

She ranted and raved, waving her cloak
her voice became a mere croak

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Quesera Sun 05-Jan-20 20:46:25

She ranted and raved, waving her cloak
her voice became a mere croak
I’m not joking, she hissed

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jan-20 21:34:03

She ranted and raved, waving her cloak
her voice became a mere croak
I’m not joking, she hissed
And showed me her fist

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callgirl1 Sun 05-Jan-20 23:30:37

She ranted and raved, waving her cloak
Her voice became a mere croak
I`m not joking, she hissed
And showed me her fist
And to prove it she gave me a poke!

That umbrella of hers was real sharp,

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henetha Mon 06-Jan-20 10:21:13

That umbrella of hers was real sharp,
But I calmed her by playing my harp,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Jan-20 13:50:49

That umbrella of hers was real sharp
But I calmed her by playing my harp
Sounds to soothe an angry mood

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jan-20 18:10:54

That umbrella of hers was real sharp
But I calmed her by playing my harp
Sounds to soothe an angry mood
Helped to keep her well subdued

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-20 00:18:37

That umbrella of hers was real sharp
But I calmed her by playing my harp
Sounds to soothe an angry mood
Helped to keep her well subdued
I've even offered to share my Carp..

She then let me i to her little secret

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henetha Tue 07-Jan-20 10:13:22

She then let me i to her little secret,
She was once a spy, to her great regret

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Jan-20 12:25:14

She then let me into her little secret,
She once was a spy, to her great regret
With her coat collar pulled high

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Jan-20 20:16:48

She then let me into her little secret,
She once was a spy, to her great regret
With her coat collar pulled high
She worked for the FBI

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