Limericks 12

He woke up with such a sore head
So decided to go back to bed.
His wife threw him out
He went walk about
And next thing I knew , he was dead.

His wife met a man called Mark

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face
As he gave an embrace

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face
As he gave an embrace
But her heart sang like a lark

Every life should have a little romance

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill
Say what you will

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill
Say what you will
There’s so much to be read in a glance

An ageing dog breeder from Bury

Hmm, 2 choices here! ?

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockerpoo called Cherry

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An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink
Straight from the sink,

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink
Straight from the sink,
No wonder the poor dog was merry

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal
And lots of flannel

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal
And lots of flannel
As he poked and prodded yer mooth !

Margy works in our local chippy

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er
Short measures never

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er
Short measures never
She won them over with her bright red lippy.

I always had my chips in a cone

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,
The curry sauce drips

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,
The curry sauce drips
Half of it's on my lips