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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Gemini1789 Fri 17-Jan-20 12:59:54

He woke up with such a sore head
So decided to go back to bed.
His wife threw him out
He went walk about
And next thing I knew , he was dead.

His wife met a man called Mark

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crazyH Fri 17-Jan-20 14:03:54

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 17-Jan-20 23:07:39

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Jan-20 05:46:35

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face
As he gave an embrace

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jan-20 07:16:11

His wife met a man called Mark
It was Friday, and it was rather dark
She couldn't see his face
As he gave an embrace
But her heart sang like a lark

Every life should have a little romance

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Gemini1789 Sat 18-Jan-20 09:12:44

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Jan-20 06:52:32

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill

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Gemini1789 Sun 19-Jan-20 19:00:02

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill
Say what you will

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Jan-20 19:34:25

Every life should have a little romance
Something that makes your heart dance
A look that can thrill
Say what you will
There’s so much to be read in a glance

An ageing dog breeder from Bury

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jan-20 20:02:04

Hmm, 2 choices here! ?

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockerpoo called Cherry

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Jan-20 20:05:37

ooops
An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry

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Gemini1789 Mon 20-Jan-20 17:51:42

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink

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callgirl1 Mon 20-Jan-20 23:50:25

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink
Straight from the sink,

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Jan-20 06:51:16

An ageing dog breeder from Bury
Had a sweet cockapoo called Cherry
She had vodka to drink
Straight from the sink,
No wonder the poor dog was merry

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth

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henetha Tue 21-Jan-20 11:04:04

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Jan-20 15:11:08

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal

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Grany Tue 21-Jan-20 15:23:31

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal
And lots of flannel

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Gemini1789 Tue 21-Jan-20 19:34:26

An enthusiastic dentist from Redruth
Always sang as he pulled out a tooth
His jokes were banal
And lots of flannel
As he poked and prodded yer mooth !

Margy works in our local chippy

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callgirl1 Tue 21-Jan-20 21:48:32

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,

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henetha Wed 22-Jan-20 10:52:17

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jan-20 19:46:38

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er
Short measures never

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crazyH Wed 22-Jan-20 21:32:45

Marge works in our local chippy
And nibbles, that`s why she`s so hippy,
But the customers love 'er
Short measures never
She won them over with her bright red lippy.

I always had my chips in a cone

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callgirl1 Wed 22-Jan-20 21:52:56

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,

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henetha Thu 23-Jan-20 10:30:12

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,
The curry sauce drips

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crazyH Thu 23-Jan-20 10:48:33

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,
The curry sauce drips
Half of it's on my lips

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