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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Gemini1789 Thu 23-Jan-20 19:54:48

I always had my chips in a cone
So easy to manage when on the phone,
The curry sauce drips
Half of it's on my lips
‘Sokay cos I live alone

I knew an old man called Bill

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Jan-20 20:14:51

I knew an old man called Bill
Who was happy as Larry until....

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henetha Fri 24-Jan-20 11:17:49

I knew an old man called Bill
Who was happy as Larry until....
He met a floozy

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 11:32:46

I knew an old man called Bill
Who was happy as Larry until....
He met a floozy
She was always boozy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-Jan-20 12:18:56

I knew an old man called Bill
Who was happy as Larry until ...
He met a floozy
She was always boozy
And took a spill into his garden rill.

Heck! Her fancy Jimmy Choos got so wet

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Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 19:19:40

Her fancy Jimmy Choos got so wet
She hung them up in a fishing net

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 19:34:15

Her fancy Jimmy Choos got so wet
She hung them up in a fishing net
Bill saw them and shouted

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callgirl1 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:47:36

Her fancy Jimmy Choos got so wet
She hung them up in a fishing net
Bill saw them and shouted
She trembled and pouted,

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Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:55:40

Her fancy Jimmy Choos got so wet
She hung them up in a fishing net
Bill saw them and shouted
She trembled and pouted,
I don’t think she’s over it yet !

There was a young lady from Fleet

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 00:39:10

There was a young lady from Fleet
Who agreed she had two left feet

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 09:00:09

There was a young lady from Fleet
Who agreed she had two left feet
Often she'd stumble,

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henetha Sat 25-Jan-20 10:13:49

There was a young lady from Fleet
Who agreed she had two left feet
Often she'd stumble,
Then swear and grumble

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 25-Jan-20 16:14:30

There was a young lady from Fleet
Who agreed she had two left feet
Often she'd stumble,
Then swear and grumble
As she picked herself up from the street

There was a fashion designer supreme

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 16:57:35

There was a fashion designer supreme
Whose frocks were the stuff of a woman's dream

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:32:40

There was a fashion designer supreme
Whose frocks were the stuff of a woman's dream
If I had the cash

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 18:56:28

There was a fashion designer supreme
Whose frocks were the stuff of a woman's dream
If I had the cash
I'd be there in a flash

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Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 20:26:42

There was a fashion designer supreme
Whose frocks were the stuff of a woman's dream
If I had the cash
I'd be there in a flash
A vision in crimson and cream

I watched a young man play cricket

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 21:32:13

I watched a young man play cricket
A habit - I just can’t kick it !

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Jangran99 Sun 26-Jan-20 00:23:59

I watched a young man play cricket
A habit - I just can’t kick it !
I'm sorry, it's boring

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Gemini1789 Sun 26-Jan-20 09:44:38

I watched a young man play cricket
A habit - I just can’t kick it !
I'm sorry, it's boring
Much prefer snoring

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crazyH Sun 26-Jan-20 10:27:41

I watched a young man play cricket
A habit - I just can’t kick it !
I'm sorry, it's boring
Much prefer snoring
And then wake up to cofffe and "bicket""

Oh How lovely to have a nice lie-in

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henetha Sun 26-Jan-20 11:06:16

Oh How lovely to have a nice lie-in
Even though I fell down outside by the bin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jan-20 13:47:58

Oh, how lovely to have a nice lie-in
Even though I fell down outside by the bin
Warm and comfy here

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Gemini1789 Sun 26-Jan-20 14:50:37

Oh, how lovely to have a nice lie-in
Even though I fell down outside by the bin
Warm and comfy here
Nothing to fear

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Juliet27 Sun 26-Jan-20 16:01:29

Oh, how lovely to have a nice lie-in
Even though I fell down outside by the bin
Warm and comfy here
Nothing to fear
But I’m so lazy it feels like a sin.

Not much on the Garden Birdwatch today

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