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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:44:17

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted
Her angry anger rose

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:46:57

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted
Her anger rose
Reading his prose

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Gemini17892 Thu 06-Feb-20 00:13:10

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted
Her anger rose
Reading his prose
This was what he wanted

Today I heard on the news

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Juliet27 Thu 06-Feb-20 04:08:45

Today I heard on the news
That poor passengers on a cruise

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Feb-20 08:19:31

Today I heard on the news
That poor passengers on a cruise
Are all confined

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henetha Thu 06-Feb-20 10:48:17

Today I heard on the news
That poor passengers on a cruise
Are all confined
In cabins, do they mind?

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Feb-20 13:08:22

Today I heard on the news
That poor passengers on a cruise
Are all confined
In cabins, do they mind?
Has anyone asked their views?

This virus could cause pandemonium

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 06-Feb-20 15:20:17

This virus could cause pandemonium
Or the cruise liners will get much opprobrium

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Juliet27 Thu 06-Feb-20 16:18:35

This virus could cause pandemonium
Or the cruise liners will get much opprobrium
In their cabins their trapped

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Juliet27 Thu 06-Feb-20 16:21:17

Oops..should have read above.

This virus could cause pandemonium
Or the cruise liners will get much opprobrium
They’ll not see many views

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twinnytwin Thu 06-Feb-20 16:28:09

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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callgirl1 Fri 07-Feb-20 00:07:34

This virus could cause pandemonium
Or the cruise liners will get much opprobrium
They`ll not see many views
On this crappy cruise,

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Elrel Fri 07-Feb-20 00:38:04

This virus could cause pandemonium
Or the cruise liners will get much opprobrium
They`ll not see many views
On this crappy cruise,
Or sniff their home’s perlargonium.

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Feb-20 06:13:48

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder
Suitability's in the eye of the beholder

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henetha Fri 07-Feb-20 10:39:24

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe
I know that man! she cried
As she ran away to hide

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Feb-20 10:55:52

I think you got lost along the way henetha so I'll add my last line again ?

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder
Suitability's in the eye of the beholder

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henetha Fri 07-Feb-20 10:59:42

Oh! Sorry Juliet27. You're quite right. I'm loopy...smile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 07-Feb-20 13:10:44

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder
Suitability's in the eye of the beholder
Ooh, how daring

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crazyH Fri 07-Feb-20 13:14:31

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder
Suitability's in the eye of the beholder
Ooh, how daring
The top she was wearing

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Feb-20 13:55:11

MP Tracy showed off one bare shoulder
Suitability's in the eye of the beholder
Ooh, how daring
The top she was wearing
Didn’t assist in making her smoulder.

A newly qualified teacher from Barking

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crazyH Fri 07-Feb-20 15:48:32

A newly qualified teacher from Barking
Didn't realise she had to do so much 'marking'

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-Feb-20 13:51:28

A newly qualified teacher from Barking
Didn't realise she had to do so much marking
On her desk piles of books

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Feb-20 15:42:19

A newly qualified teacher from Barking
Didn't realise she had to do so much marking
On her desk piles of books
She muttered ‘gadzooks!’

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Grannycool52 Sat 08-Feb-20 18:06:53

A newly qualified teacher from Barking
Didn't realise she had to 7 so much marking
On her desk piles of books
She muttered 'gadzooks!'
It's as bad as my old job of clerking.

I'm not cut out for a sedentary life

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 20:42:57

I'm not cut out for a sedentary life
Prefer to live on the edge of a knife

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