That Crieff woman was a martial arts champ But her friends were so terribly camp The umpire wore pink It sure caused a stink Because with the sequins she looked like a vamp.
There was a trampoline blown into a tree Shame it wasn’t tethered under bolt and key The birds got a fright Late at night They flew to nest by the sea.
Went to my garden and to my horror discovered That all my poor plants just hadn`t recovered Most of them drowned And sank underground As over the devastation I hovered.
So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland To bring home as many plants as I planned I have to renew My violets so blue When I'm done it will be beautifully grand
Some warm sunshine would really be great We’ve all had such a long time to wait Getting ready to sit out Watching the plants sprout This winter had left it in such a state