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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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henetha Mon 24-Feb-20 10:49:34

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I'll wear my best hat

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callgirl1 Tue 25-Feb-20 00:24:03

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I`ll wear my best hat
Oh no! It`s been squashed by the cat!

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Feb-20 07:39:45

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I`ll wear my best hat
Oh! squashed by the cat!
That’ll reduce my airs and graces.

Back at work after a break and it’s sunny!!

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henetha Tue 25-Feb-20 10:55:39

Back at work after a break and it’s sunny!!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Feb-20 11:53:27

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job

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crazyH Tue 25-Feb-20 12:54:48

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job
Never mind, it brings in the bob

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Feb-20 17:03:38

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job
Never mind, it brings in the bob
But it’s hardly a land of milk and honey

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold

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Jangran99 Tue 25-Feb-20 22:38:20

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold

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henetha Wed 26-Feb-20 09:52:24

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Feb-20 09:55:34

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass
Cross her land, was to trespass

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Juliet27 Wed 26-Feb-20 20:34:12

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass
Cross her land, was to trespass
She could easily make your blood run cold

A medical practitioner from Poole

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Feb-20 21:31:33

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule

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callgirl1 Wed 26-Feb-20 22:40:04

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,

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crazyH Thu 27-Feb-20 01:09:08

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,
When he examined poor Mammy

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henetha Thu 27-Feb-20 10:42:10

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,
When he examined poor Mammy
That some people said he was cruel.

This virus from China is growing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 27-Feb-20 15:17:28

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing

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crazyH Thu 27-Feb-20 16:05:47

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Feb-20 17:30:41

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed
And another one wheezed

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Feb-20 18:11:41

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed
And another one wheezed
Thus spreading their germs all unknowing

The only thing is to self isolate

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Feb-20 22:24:06

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Feb-20 22:47:17

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks

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crazyH Thu 27-Feb-20 23:12:29

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks
Should stay in and read books

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callgirl1 Thu 27-Feb-20 23:52:52

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks
Should stay in and read books
Then the risks should all dissipate.

But what kind of book should I read?

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Feb-20 06:05:35

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!

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henetha Fri 28-Feb-20 14:12:26

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off

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