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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

Juliet27 Tue 12-Nov-19 17:06:52

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap warm
In case there's a storm

FarNorth Tue 12-Nov-19 18:10:40

From 17.05

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm
And l'll sprint past the farm

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 12-Nov-19 23:49:11

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm
And l'll sprint past the farm
But drop in for a hot chocolate at the cafe

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink

crazyH Tue 12-Nov-19 23:56:42

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink

FarNorth Wed 13-Nov-19 00:33:14

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-19 00:47:23

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut
My feet can't take me

Jangran99 Wed 13-Nov-19 08:17:12

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut
My feet can't take me are kaput (sorry crazy, rhyme)
I'm going to soak them in the sink!

Some bits of me are falling apart

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-19 09:38:29

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 13-Nov-19 09:59:44

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart
I need someone to patch me up

henetha Thu 14-Nov-19 11:34:40

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart
I need someone to patch me up
Give me a cuddle, fill my cup,

crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 11:57:21

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my heart
I need someone to patch me up
Give me a cuddle, fill my cup,
That's all I need to give me a start.

Who cares about Trump's impeachment

WOODMOUSE49 Thu 14-Nov-19 12:23:22

Who cares about Trump's impeachment
He's just an embarrassment

Gemini1789 Thu 14-Nov-19 12:31:43

Who cares about Trump's impeachment
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election ?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Nov-19 12:35:39

Who cares about Trump's impeachment?
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election?
He's the shame of the nation

Juliet27 Sat 16-Nov-19 07:03:39

Who cares about Trump's impeachment?
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election?
He's the shame of the nation
And as for tax - is there concealment?

I wish I could rechoose a career

Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 07:49:15

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year

Bellanonna Sat 16-Nov-19 10:01:14

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss

Juliet27 Sat 16-Nov-19 10:04:54

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
Get rid of the dross

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 10:05:51

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
With myself I'll be cross

henetha Sat 16-Nov-19 10:24:58

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
With myself I'll be cross
But this ain't gonna happen, I fear.

We have to keep our feet on the ground

Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 12:37:43

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 15:20:22

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 17-Nov-19 01:42:00

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality
A positive future I foresee

BradfordLass72 Sun 17-Nov-19 03:35:45

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality
A positive future I foresee
Is that feeble or perfectly sound?

All the roses look great on my deck

Juliet27 Sun 17-Nov-19 05:50:57

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck

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