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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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callgirl1 Sun 17-Nov-19 23:25:39

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing

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Jangran99 Sun 17-Nov-19 23:29:54

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing
Rain is still lashing

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 17-Nov-19 23:55:03

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing
Rain is still lashing
Wadding through the mud is a trek

My shelves are full of cookery books

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TATT Mon 18-Nov-19 00:01:28

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks

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FarNorth Mon 18-Nov-19 01:24:00

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire

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MissAdventure Mon 18-Nov-19 01:25:14

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire
And my chip pans on fire!

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Nov-19 07:39:33

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire
And my chip pans on fire!
And the oven I open on tenterhooks

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Nov-19 08:25:51

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads

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henetha Mon 18-Nov-19 10:08:43

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations

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Jangran99 Mon 18-Nov-19 16:20:00

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
And on many occasions

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Nov-19 16:22:56

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
Trigonometry on occasions

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Nov-19 16:25:31

oh whoops Jan...I was taking too long checking trigonometry spelling!

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Quesera Mon 18-Nov-19 22:09:07

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
And on many occasions
Calculated at dizzying speeds.

A talented linguist from Leicester

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Bellanonna Mon 18-Nov-19 22:32:11

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor

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Juliet27 Tue 19-Nov-19 08:07:09

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt

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Quesera Tue 19-Nov-19 09:03:38

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt
While my toast got burnt

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 19-Nov-19 09:59:47

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt
While my toast got burnt
Toast in the bin now to fester.

Greek myths are stories of wonder

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crazyH Tue 19-Nov-19 10:03:30

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 19-Nov-19 10:11:19

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
The Gorgons are to be feared

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Jangran99 Tue 19-Nov-19 10:18:33

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
Gorgons are to be feared
Gods to be revered

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henetha Tue 19-Nov-19 10:50:13

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
Gorgons are to be feared
Gods to be revered
Or is it a load of rubbish, I ponder.

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 19-Nov-19 17:23:31

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace

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Quesera Tue 19-Nov-19 21:48:36

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 19-Nov-19 23:50:39

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left
I'm feeling so bereft

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Elrel Wed 20-Nov-19 00:29:49

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left
I'm feeling so bereft
But hope kindness will soon come to pass.

Cinderella encountered a prince

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