The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Ken, the rather tasty fireman, has offered to help sanitise the bar. He has his hose ready and waiting.

Lovely, good girl soop

Max Merrit and The Meteors on the juke box...'Mr Loneliness'...

Not again! Soop admit it, these bands are from your fertile imagination ?
No hosing in here thank you very much.....get a room.

Oh! lemongrove, please Google him. He was well known "in his day". Ken the tasty fireman is propping up the bar. I had my doubts when he swore he was teatotal. Looks well pickled to me.

Could you ask Ken the Fireman to put his hose pipe away soop? It's blocking the door and no one else can get in. Cheers!

Please soop Ken and his hose pipe

Queues forming by the door for all those wanting to have a go with Ken’s hosepipe ??‍?

Right! Get an axe and chop that hose pipe up. It seems to be growing by the minute!

STOP ? chewy you can’t chop his hosepipe off. Goodness me soop will be devastated. Just coil it nicely in the corner that should do. soop stop pulling on it. It’s not decent ?

Tut tut soop, I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Unless anyone minds I’ll just sit in the corner with a

Vodka.

Well thought out Oops; a very wise decision under the circumstances. soop has form for bringing firemen well, any men really into the bar and then let's them leave their appendages lying about all over the place. So watch your step!

Xactly what I thought, I tripped over something when I came in, but it ran off.

Yes..... that would have been the rat Oops. We've been trying to catch that for a month or 6 now. Which way was it running?

Zzzz Zzzzz Sorry I dozed off......dreaming of fireman?????

A rat! It ran up a hosepipe

Black with a very long tail

Cute though!

Are you sure it was a black rat Oops or one of lemons wigs with or without lemon trying it on with the fireman ?

doodle tbh I was afraid to look too closely, but I thought I caught a glimpse of fishnet stockings.

Even though it was dark it was very noisy.

Eh? A rat in fish net stockings? Sounds like Febrese or Fabian are back in town.

FGS! Who has stolen my black wig? I only left it on the bar for a moment, what are things coming to?!

Get that fireman out of here he is eating all the whelks and causing havoc with his hose.??

Hooray! I can report that we passed the ‘elf n safety inspection today with flying colours, thankfully he didn’t spot the ferret (crunching peanuts under a table) or Marydoll’s ginger wig draped over the coffee machine.

I can now offer drinks on the house all round...??????????????it’s been a long day.

Joking again lemon? You always offer drinks on the house when the bar is empty!

Keep my seat please ive just remembered I left the oven on

Lobster will be very overdone I fear