Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine. Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.? The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?
Would anyone like to buy a plateful of jellied eels and whelks, I seem to have over ordered ( by 200 crates of the things instead of 20) it will have to be an eel and whelk week here.
Zzzzzzzzzz oh! did I nod off then? Doodle you fibber, you certainly liked that fireman, and he was wriggling as you carried him off over your shoulder last week!
Great Balls Of Fire! ( Back to firemen again) Got to get a move on today, we have a ‘elf n safety inspector calling at 11a.m so must drag a dishcloth over the bar top and tables.Will some kind helper clear up the whelk mess I left in the kitchen? Free for all at 10.30 but no as we must all stay sober this morning.
I don’t think so! It’s all hands to the pump ( sanitizing hand wash pump) this morning until the inspection is over. Please don’t tell me you have brought your ferret Chewy ( if you have, then put it back up your trouser leg, pronto!)