The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

In need of a large one here please. ....... and while you’re at it I’ll have a drink too. ?

Just a mo', Doodle I'll see if muscle-bound Jim is free. If not, we'll share a bottle of something super special...for medicinal purposes.

Kenny Ball's Jazzmen on the jukebox - a touch of class while I sip my Kahlua.

Laughing at all this class nonsense.? Looking for fun and frolics!

Launching a petition to re-open the Argy, now that was classy.

Did I manage to get enough Ls in?

Marydoll Put my name on the list for the re-opening of the Argy. I liked it there.

No frills. No fanciful wotsits. No class. Right up my street.

Oi! We have no frills or class here either soop. Admittedly, we do have Wotsits. 60p a bag from behind the bar.

Pssssst! This is really The Argy....just a classier version (hoping to attract a classier clientele )? and a game element added A-Z, but if there are enough on the petition, we can bring the old place back ( I hear the old Dog and Whistle down by the gasworks is up for sale.)

Questionable clientele, questionable music, questionable hygiene, what's not to like?

PS if we run out of sanitiser, we can use the poteen, it kills everything stone dead.

Right I’m all for re opening the Argy (I’m gagging for a poteen) and I’m fed up wearing all this posh stuff just to get past the bouncer on the door (who is that by the way? I keep talking to him but he never answers ?)
Should we keep the alphabetical bit in the new Argy? After all we need a bit of mental stimulation. Now what letter comes after S...?

Sorry for derailing your posh cafe thread. .
Why don't we keep this venue open for the moment and just try and lower the tone a bit more.

Tut tut Doodle! Do you mean to say that you don't recognise the bouncer at the door? He was been a bodyguard to the rich and famous before he got promoted and came here.

Sorry, sorry, um I’m looking for a chap carrying a Rose, Im on a blind date, has anyone seen him? , not sure of the colour but he said it would be a whopper...

Oops, hic!

Ummmmm......

Very confused ?. No chewy I don’t know him. I think I’d better give him the once over just to check all is as it should be ?
Whopper! Who’s got a whopper? ......have you pinched him again chewy ?

Well...... naming no names but tapping the side of my nose in a conspiratorial fashion, does the name "Golden Balls" ring any bells with you? Hmmm?

Xcited. No, really, chewy it’s no is it? ?. Does spicey thingy know? Ooh I must go and get a new outfit. ?

Yes! keep it under your hat though -- not a word to anyone--

Zipped lips are the order of the day chewy I certainly won’t tell a soul.
psst. lemon, marydoll, oops, soop, you’ll never guess what I’ve found out

Awwww! Doodle do share. We are all wishing to hear the latest before it is printed in the Daily Dump newspaper.

Bring yourself over here soop and I'll whisper it to you...... witter mumble witter witter mumble

Can only guess what horrors you have to tell, Chewy. ?
Remember, I know all your secrets.

D well his name starts with D and he likes spicey things and he’s up for a game or two. Any ideas yet soop ?

Eck! Not Dave from that wherever...

Dog and Whistle lemon? Now you're talking ????