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The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

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lemongrove Sat 04-Jan-20 19:10:25

Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine.
Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.?
The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?

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Doodle Wed 08-Jan-20 23:35:02

How dare you ?. I’ll have you know I am a laydeee with full accoutrements.?

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Chewbacca Thu 09-Jan-20 00:08:45

I'm wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

So will someone lend me a coat cos I'm bloody freezing here......

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Yorksherlass Thu 09-Jan-20 08:45:43

Jacket right here for you , I’ve never seen such large goosebumps ? !!

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Doodle Thu 09-Jan-20 20:33:54

Keeping warm is essential at your advanced age chewy. You should leave the bikini wearing to us young svelte things ?

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lemongrove Thu 09-Jan-20 21:36:57

Lol Yorksher she’s a well developed lass isn’t she??

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Doodle Thu 09-Jan-20 22:59:23

Melons ? ?.......anyone seen where I left my melons?

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Chewbacca Thu 09-Jan-20 23:21:12

No. I have not seen your melons Doodle. Once was quite enough thank you. #scarred for life

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gmarie Thu 09-Jan-20 23:25:46

Oh, my! hmm

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Doodle Thu 09-Jan-20 23:46:33

Please ladies, some decorum. This is a posh place not the Argy. If you will go out in only your underwear chewy it’s not surprising you get cold.

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gmarie Fri 10-Jan-20 01:19:29

Quite the spectacle we've created in our scandalous attire. Makes me feel 50 again! wink

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Yorksherlass Fri 10-Jan-20 07:42:26

Rumours going around , don’t even !

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Doodle Fri 10-Jan-20 14:54:35

Seems someone is at the door trying to deliver a large pole. And some girls have arrived for an audition ?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️ chewy, look what you’ve started ?

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 14:55:36

Stop the idle chatter and help clear up.
Sausage and mash is the dish of the day at the bar, and by an uncanny co-incidence, that’s what’s playing on the juke box right now.....’.Oh give us a bash at the sausage an’ mash me muvvvvvver used to myke’?

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Tangerine Fri 10-Jan-20 14:57:04

Tot up the takings!

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 14:57:53

Truth is Doodle the large Pole ( Petyr) is the new barman,
The ‘girls’ look pretty ancient ( and familiar too)......

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Scribbles Fri 10-Jan-20 15:22:29

Under investigation by the Drugs Squad. They suspect there's more being served here than frothy coffee and martinis.

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Yorksherlass Fri 10-Jan-20 15:32:21

Vending machine has got stuck yet again ?

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Doodle Fri 10-Jan-20 19:13:16

Why officer is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you pleased to see me ?

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Doodle Fri 10-Jan-20 19:13:49

Xcuse me I am so sorry. I slipped back to the Argy for a minute.blush

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Doodle Fri 10-Jan-20 19:15:16

Y is *chewy not here to take over ?.
I wonder where all those officers have gone? ????

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Yorksherlass Fri 10-Jan-20 19:52:10

Zealand of the New variety, something to do with Bradford Lass possibly ?

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 21:31:20

Ah....Yorksher have you been at the cryptic crosswords again?

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 21:32:44

Bradford Lass is now a NZ Lass.?

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 21:33:34

Can’t blame her, given the choice, much warmer for a start.

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lemongrove Fri 10-Jan-20 21:34:29

Dion on the jukebox....

I used to fancy him.?

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