Versatile Verse 2

With a man who’s called Heathcliffe
I may be invited to share the odd spliff

Awaiting Joelsnan, Gemini, Woodhouse and t’others....

Awaiting Joelsnan, Gemini, Woodhouse and t’others....
Can I please join in with this band of 'brothers'?

I love the puzzles and quizzes threads too

With a man who's called Heathcliffe
Oh no I'm starting to sniff

He's making me cry

I love the puzzles and quizzes threads too
But joined in late and my line wouldn't do
I'll try to do better

I'll try to do better
Don't worry, gransnetter.

We all belong to the grey haired brigade

We all belong to the grey haired brigade
Thank God you’re all back - so glad I stayed

To see if this thread would continue

To see if this thread would continue
I placed a bet - 100 quid will win you

A trip to Margate where Mr Darcy lives

A trip to Margate where Mr Darcy lives
I'll be first in line, let's see if he gives ....

If not I will go for a paddle
The donkeys might be there for me to staddle

I'm sure he lives in a fabulous pad

I'm sure he lives in a fabulous pad
With a wife and kids that drive him mad

He’d welcome me with open arms

He’d welcome me with open arms
And succumb to my wiley charms.

We'll plan a tryst about once a week

He’d welcome me with open arms
And succumb to my wiley charms.

We'll plan a tryst about once a week
Under cover of darkness he will sneak

Out of the house and into his Merc

Out of the house and into his Merc
Hopping into his pants - what a berk!

Wish I’d been a little more choosy

Wish I’d been a bit more choosy
But I love seeing him in the jacuzzi

Laughing and joking and splashing about

Laughing and joking and splashing about
I do hope it won't exacerbate his gout..

I expect he's brought his medication

I expect he’s brought his medication
I’m approaching this with trepidation

What if he suggests something sadistic?

What if he suggests something sadistic?
I'll just have to be quite realistic.

I'll show him the door and throw him out

I’ll show him the door and throw him out
But maybe that’s not what it’s all about

Maybe he wants to fix my boiler

Maybe he wants to fix my boiler
Who wouldn't want a hardworking toiler.?

I'll beckon him back and offer him tea

I’ll beckon him back and offer him tea
We’ll see if he puts his hand on my knee

I might put a spanner in his works

I might put a spanner in his works
I know how to pick ‘em - they’re mostly berks!

My next one will be tall, dark and handsome

My next one will be tall, dark and handsome
Or blonde, redheaded, I'm willing to chance some.

As long as he's single, solvent and has a nice car

As long as he's single, solvent and has a nice car
We can travel, take holidays and go very far

He's looking a Devon for a short weekend break

He's looking at Devon for a short weekend break
Perhaps a log cabin by a lake

Pity it's too cold for him to take a dip in the water!

Pity it’s too cold for him to take a dip in the water
Wait till Spring? Perhaps we ought-er

Maybe we’ll take a trip to Spain instead