Versatile Verse 2

Maybe we'll take a trip to Spain,
We shall sample tapas of the culture's great fame

I'm dream of the dancer with skirt a twirling

Sorry...outer runnning very slow. I'll just lurk.

Being fed up of lockdown, I went shopping today
If there were any germs I'm the one who will pay

Now home again and washed and changed

Now home again and washed and changed
Unpacking the shopping, it needs to be arranged

Cupboards need sorting, shall I do it today?

Cupboards need sorting, shall I do it today?
Stomach is rumbling, yesterday's salad to pay?

Better not moan, the sun's calling me out

Better not moan, the sun's calling me out
Gin in the garden, no need to pout

Tomorrow I'll start making good use of my time

Tomorrow I’ll start making good use of my time
As missing Joe Wickes’ Keep Fit would be a crime

So, it's trainers and a spring in my step

So. it's trainers and a spring in my step
A bit of activity to give life some pep

Gently does it as I don't want any mishaps

Gently does it as I don't want any mishaps
Musn't run too fast as it hurts my big baps

I new sports bra is what I really need

Correction...
A new sports bra is what I really need

A new sports bra is what I really need
But to shop for anything but food could look like greed

I think I'll wait 'til later when the shops will all have sales

I think I'll wait 'til later when the shops will all have sales
We've eaten so much, we look like beached whales

I creep towards the scales and then pull back

I creep towards the scales and then pull back
Nothing will fit me so I'm wearing a sack

This could start a whole new fashion trend

This could start a whole new fashion trend
But I don't think I should ask my friend

She is a good pal, but far too honest

She is a good pal, but far too honest
the truth could hurt even though I'm quite modest

I'll make a new start and try to diet tomorrow

I'll make a new start and try to diet tomorrow
Filling my frig with lettuce and marrow.

It will be good to see my toes again

It will be good to see my toes again
I know I've got 'em as my big toe gives me pain

Perhaps it's the gout, so i'll cut down on gin

Perhaps it's the gout, so i'll cut down on gin
Gets my head in a spin

So I'll be good and try mineral water

So I'll be good and try mineral water
Do without what I really want and listen to my daughter

I definitely drink more wine than her

I definitely drink more wine than her
When I've had too much her wrath I incur

Everything in moderation is the answer

Everything in moderation is the answer
I agree, but my willpowers is lacking, sir

So I'd better pour the wine down the sink

So I'd better pour the wine down the sink
It's a crime to waste asuch a good drink.

So I down it in one go, with great enthuse

So I down it in one go, with great enthuse
Some would say my actions could amuse

But I know I should be so much stronger

But I know I should be so much stronger
Leave the cork in the bottle for far far longer

But I'll raise a glass now and think tomorrow is another day

But I'll raise a glass now and think tomorrow is another day
And maybe we soon might be allowed out to play.

But until then I'll eat my dinner-for-one