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Pantglas2 Sat 25-Jan-20 07:07:53

He’ll fuss and scowl and ask him his intentions
He likes to follow old fashioned conventions

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour

Pantglas2 Sun 05-Apr-20 13:51:38

But until then I’ll eat my dinner-for-one
The solitary plate looking all forlorn

Until I pile on a piping hot paella

52bright Sun 05-Apr-20 21:40:25

Until I pile on a piping hot paella
Wish I could share it with my friend May Ella

I really do miss our lunch time treats

crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 00:39:23

I really do miss our lunch time treats
The table had a spread of hot and cold meats.

We would then sit down for a good old 'goss'

henetha Mon 06-Apr-20 12:33:05

We would then sit down for a good old 'goss'
Digging the dirt and giggling at dross.

None of it unkindly meant, I must say

crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 14:26:31

None of it unkindly meant, I must say
Just our way of passing the day.

There's always something going on in our close

Pantglas2 Mon 06-Apr-20 16:38:16

There’s always something going on in our close
Hardly exciting I don’t suppose

Not one of us a day below fifty

threexnanny Mon 06-Apr-20 17:22:55

Not one of us a day below fifty
But we've all learnt how to be thrifty

If we help each other and share between us

52bright Mon 06-Apr-20 18:58:29

If we help each other and share between us
We'll obey the government and avoid shopping on the bus

I've left a homemade pie at the end of my neighbour's drive

henetha Tue 07-Apr-20 13:24:11

I've left a homemade pie at the end of my neighbour's drive
I hope the squirrels don't see it first and into it just dive

They might try to bury it like squirrels often do

threexnanny Tue 07-Apr-20 19:42:01

They might try to bury it like squirrels often do
Or the neighbour's dog who is not to be trusted too

I think I had better 'phone to say that it is there

52bright Tue 07-Apr-20 20:50:56

I think I had better 'phone to say that it is there
Before venturing into the street she might want to do her hair

This isolation makes us lazy and inclined to pyjama days

mrswoo Tue 07-Apr-20 21:17:17

This isolation makes us lazy and inclined to pyjama days
I’ve already started to have funny little ways

Like talking to the garden gnomes

henetha Wed 08-Apr-20 10:28:17

Like talking to the garden gnomes
Who don't have these modern phones

They don't even know about the lockdown

Pantglas2 Wed 08-Apr-20 10:34:36

They don’t even know about the lockdown
They’re busy sewing a pretty new ball gown

Made from gossamer wings and downy feathers

52bright Wed 08-Apr-20 23:45:05

Made from gossamer wings and downy feathers
with the cooler gnomes dressed in black leathers

whizzing around on mini motorbikes

henetha Fri 10-Apr-20 11:44:49

whizzing around on mini motorbikes
If they cannot afford one they just go for hikes

I often see them up on the moors

Pantglas2 Fri 10-Apr-20 13:40:33

I often see them up on the moors
And at the lakes, fishing with lures

And flies and really smelly bait

crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 13:53:42

I often see them up on the moors
And at the lakes, fishing with lures

And flies and really smelly bait
That’s something I really do hate

I wish they’d pop over and keep me company

threexnanny Fri 10-Apr-20 20:22:59

I wish they'd pop over and keep me company
I'm trying to build a wonderful stumpery

Prince Charles has one that is very nice

52bright Fri 10-Apr-20 21:30:42

Prince Charles has one that is very nice
Expect though that his was quite a price

I'd like a conservatory but I'm watching the pennies

henetha Sat 11-Apr-20 11:08:16

I'd like a conservatory but I'm watching the pennies
I've barely enough cash to feed the hennies

And on their eggs I do rely

threexnanny Sat 11-Apr-20 17:53:21

And on their eggs I do rely
I use them in a quiche or sometimes a pie

There's nothing nicer than a fresh brown egg

henetha Sun 12-Apr-20 11:37:40

There's nothing nicer than a fresh brown egg
But when the hens are broody I often have to beg

"Just lay one, please", I say as I'm on my knees

52bright Sun 12-Apr-20 18:17:42

"Just lay one please", I say as I'm on my knees
I fancy a Spanish omelette with ham and peas

Something light and not too calorific

Pantglas2 Sun 12-Apr-20 18:35:57

Something light and not too calorific
Some recipe counts are really horrific

The last thing I need is to be morbidly obese

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