Versatile Verse 2

Maybe We’ll take a trip to Spain instead
It’s always warmer down by the Med

We’ll spend the afternoon sunbathing on my terrace

Maybe we'll take a trip to Spain instead
All these plans are going to my head.

I fancy somewhere a bit more exotic

Maybe we’ll take a trip to Spain instead
I like to go there I love their bread

I could’ve rhymed with ‘bed’ but I’ll raise the tone

Using Pantglasds2 who posted first

We’ll spend the afternoon sunbathing on my terrace
We'd be waited on hand and foot if I was a millionairess

Six course meals and bottles of bubbly

Well done woodmousefor finding a brilliant rhyme for ‘terrace!

Six course meals and bottles of bubbly
As Delboy would say ‘Lovely jubbly’!

We’d be living the life of Riley

We’d be living the life of Riley
Our faces would be all sunny and smiley

We'd be happy for ever and ever

( apologies for crossed post ? )

We'd be happy for ever and ever
You and me and Billy and Trevor

Billy has a private yacht

Billy has a private yacht
Oh, and ten billion quid, I nearly forgot!

Money can't buy happiness though

Money can't buy happiness though
You need a feeling of... Well you know.
I'll ask him back to mine and see

Money can't buy happiness though
You need a feeling of... Well you know.

I'll ask him back to mine and see
If he has a good line in repartee

As well as good looks I look for that

As well as good looks I look for that
But not if repartee turns into a spat

Methinks I’ll have to mind my tongue

As well as good looks I look for that
Also discrete - keeps things under his hat

I don't like men who discuss me with their mates

As well as good looks I look for that
I like someone who wears a top hat..

He should be able to dance like Fred Astaire

Going with Pantglas who posted first .

Methinks I’ll have to mind my tongue
And pretend to be forever young

I’ll practise words like ‘woke’ and “meme”

I’ll practice words like ‘woke’ and ‘meme’
Whilst not having a clue what the heck they mean

I’ll hide my dentures and anti wrinkle cream

I’ll hide my dentures and anti wrinkle cream
And wear floaty garments to hide my broad beam.

They say beauty is only skin deep

They say beauty is only skin deep
But with so many wrinkles, I could weep

How can I afford a full face lift?

How can I afford a full face lift?
Perhaps he'll get it for me as a gift?

He can take me out and show me off

How can I afford a full face lift?
My friends describe me as having a life of thrift

I can't really justify spending thousands on my face

Another clash ?? so going with Crazy.

How can I afford a full face lift?
Perhaps he'll get it for me as a gift?

He can take me out and show me off
I have heard he’s a bit of a toff

I can be a lady when the time is right

I can't really justify spending thousands on my face
No doubt I look quite good from space!

If I hide his specs he won't know how I look

??????? not again !

can't really justify spending thousands on my face
No doubt I look quite good from space!

If I hide his specs he won't know how I look
He won’t mind. I’m a brilliant cook

I’ll wrap him round my little finger

I’ll wrap him round my little finger
Once he’s hooked, I’ll not linger

I’ll be off on my next adventure

I’ll be off on my next adventure
I hope its not another buttock clencher

My days of thrills are done

My days of thrills are done
Oh how I do miss all the fun

Out dancing or even a party every Saturday night