Versatile Verse 2

It wears them out all that dancing
they need a lot of pairs for all that prancing

After the competitions they go off sightseeing

After the competition they go off sightseeing
Enjoying the peace and simply being

Happy left to their own devices

Happy left to their own devices
They'll sit on the pier and eat choc ices

Or fish and chips with curry sauce

Or fish and chips with curry sauce
Strawberries and cream for the next course

Washed down with a really fine wine

Washed down with a really fine wine
they spare no expense when they go out to dine

Oh for the chance to do the same

Oh for the chance to do the same
Our life now seems terribly tame

But there is light at the end of the tunnel

But there is light at the end of the tunnel
yet Boris's message seems a bit of a muddle

At least I can go out for a drive in the car

At least I can go out for a drive in the car
But here in Wales we’re not allowed far

If it’s exercise we need we have to stay local

If it’s exercise we need we have to stay local
And it's no use complaining or getting vocal

It's for our own good, and the NHS too

It's for our own good, and the NHS too
so I'll just stay at home and have a brew

I'll 'stay alert' and keep my distance

I'll 'stay alert' and keep my distance
Playing the game of total resistance
Until the day I’m free as a bird

Until the day I’m free as a bird
I won't mess with rules, I'll follow the herd

I'll wear a mask, if I go outdoors

I'll wear a mask, if I go outdoors
Does it need to be waterproof in case it pours?

So many things to consider, I'm quite confused

So many things to consider, I’m quite confused
If I get it wrong will I be excused?

Or will they just throw me into prison

Or will they just throw me into prison.
It could happen if I'm puzzling Boris's latest decision

I must try to avoid a really big fine

I must try to avoid a really big fine
As I have better things to buy, like sparkling wine

Got to stay calm and carry on

Got to stay calm and carry on
Before you know, it'll be gone

And then we can celebrate with parties galore

And then we can celebrate with parties galore
And after that we'll party some more.

It's going to be great, it's going to be grand

It's going to be great, it's going to be grand
Come and join in, take my hand

We'll hug and kiss and all that tactile stuff

We'll hug and kiss and all that tactile stuff
But we must be careful, enough is enough

No throwing caution to the wind

No throwing caution to the wind
I don't want to be accused of having sinned

I'll keep my distance and obey Boris's law

I’ll keep my distance and obey Boris’s law
Don’t agree with it- sticks in my craw

Don’t they understand that a woman has needs?

Don’t they understand that a woman has needs?
Should she just sit and count Rosary beads?

Waiting in the '8 feet apart' queue today

Waiting in the '8 feet apart' queue today
there was a very attractive man I have to say

A lovely smile and a twinkle in his eye

A lovely smile and a twinkle in his eye
For that bloomin' blonde who just walked by!

Will anyone again ever fancy me?