Versatile Verse 2

Will anyone again ever fancy me?
Other than insects, like this buzzy bee

The warm weather wakes everything up

The warm weather wakes everything up
new life abounds from lambs to little pups

It's the time of new birth and renewal

It’s the time of rebirth and renewal
I feel young again - bring me Rufus Sewell!

Have him washed and brought to my tent!

Have him washed and brought to my tent
He heard your plan Pantglas2 and just - went.

Who can I bring you in his place?

Who can I bring you in his place?
Oh the ignominy! The disgrace!

Now all will know I’ve been a hussy

Now all will know I've been a hussy
It's true , I've never been fussy

But I have a warm and loving heart

But I have a warm and loving heart
And hot-pants too, well only when I fart!

Very sorry, didn't mean to lower the tone

Very sorry, didn't mean to lower the tone
Don't worry henetha, none of us will groan

We're too old by now to be easily shocked

We're too old by now to be easily shocked
Went for the wine, but damn, it was corked!!

So rushed to the local pub, only to find

So rushed to the local pub, only to find
There was only some plonk, nothing refined

I settled for a red, a dodgy looking Merlot

I settled for a red, a dodgy looking Merlot
But no barmen there, they're all out on furlough

I crept behind the bar and served myself the wine

I crept behind the bar and served myself the wine
While I was there I polished the pumps and made them shine

A bit of cleaning is sometimes a good therapy

A bit of cleaning is sometimes a good therapy
Afterwards I'll go out and hug a tree

Anything which gets us through the day

Anything which gets us through the day
Until we can get out again and joyfully make hay

I hope the sun shines while we do it

I hope the sun shines while we do it
Every little helps, we must get through it

Fine weather improves the endeavour

Fine weather improves the endeavour,
What a great line, you're ever so clever!

My washing machine broke so I'm fed up

My washing machine broke so I'm fed up
Time for tea in my favourite cup

Bone china and flowery it makes my day

Bone china and flowery it makes my day
a little bit of luxury until I can go out to play

When that day comes I definitely won't stint

When that day comes I definitely won’t stint
What will I buy? Here’s a hint

A midnight blue Mercedes Benz

A midnight blue Mercedes Benz
I fear is quite a large expense

A bit too far beyond my reach

A bit too far beyond my reach
I'd be happy to chill out on a beach

And maybe wear my best bikini

And maybe wear my best bikini
A passing waiter will supply a martini

Perhaps I ought to stick to fruit juices

Perhaps I ought to stick to fruit juices
But I’m the girl who always refuses

To abide by rules and regulations

To abide by rules and regulations
I can't be bothered with strict legislations

For me rules are definitely made to be broken

For me rules are definitely made to be broken
When I abstain the gesture is token

I'm a bit of rebel if the truth were known