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Pantglas2 Sat 25-Jan-20 07:07:53

He’ll fuss and scowl and ask him his intentions
He likes to follow old fashioned conventions

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour

threexnanny Thu 14-May-20 22:23:56

Will anyone again ever fancy me?
Other than insects, like this buzzy bee

The warm weather wakes everything up

52bright Thu 14-May-20 23:19:39

The warm weather wakes everything up
new life abounds from lambs to little pups

It's the time of new birth and renewal

Pantglas2 Fri 15-May-20 06:44:31

It’s the time of rebirth and renewal
I feel young again - bring me Rufus Sewell!

Have him washed and brought to my tent!

52bright Fri 15-May-20 12:39:42

Have him washed and brought to my tent
He heard your plan Pantglas2 and just - went.

Who can I bring you in his place?

Pantglas2 Fri 15-May-20 13:15:24

Who can I bring you in his place?
Oh the ignominy! The disgrace!

Now all will know I’ve been a hussy

threexnanny Fri 15-May-20 19:51:17

Now all will know I've been a hussy
It's true , I've never been fussy

But I have a warm and loving heart

henetha Sat 16-May-20 11:24:57

But I have a warm and loving heart
And hot-pants too, well only when I fart!

Very sorry, didn't mean to lower the tone

52bright Sat 16-May-20 23:22:46

Very sorry, didn't mean to lower the tone
Don't worry henetha, none of us will groan

We're too old by now to be easily shocked

crazyH Sat 16-May-20 23:38:25

We're too old by now to be easily shocked
Went for the wine, but damn, it was corked!!

So rushed to the local pub, only to find

Pantglas2 Sun 17-May-20 08:11:31

So rushed to the local pub, only to find
There was only some plonk, nothing refined

I settled for a red, a dodgy looking Merlot

henetha Sun 17-May-20 12:51:54

I settled for a red, a dodgy looking Merlot
But no barmen there, they're all out on furlough

I crept behind the bar and served myself the wine

threexnanny Sun 17-May-20 19:55:21

I crept behind the bar and served myself the wine
While I was there I polished the pumps and made them shine

A bit of cleaning is sometimes a good therapy

henetha Mon 18-May-20 11:29:27

A bit of cleaning is sometimes a good therapy
Afterwards I'll go out and hug a tree

Anything which gets us through the day

52bright Mon 18-May-20 21:04:49

Anything which gets us through the day
Until we can get out again and joyfully make hay

I hope the sun shines while we do it

Pantglas2 Tue 19-May-20 09:12:46

I hope the sun shines while we do it
Every little helps, we must get through it

Fine weather improves the endeavour

henetha Tue 19-May-20 11:45:06

Fine weather improves the endeavour,
What a great line, you're ever so clever!

My washing machine broke so I'm fed up

Tickledpink Tue 19-May-20 15:47:19

My washing machine broke so I'm fed up
Time for tea in my favourite cup

Bone china and flowery it makes my day

52bright Tue 19-May-20 22:39:20

Bone china and flowery it makes my day
a little bit of luxury until I can go out to play

When that day comes I definitely won't stint

Pantglas2 Wed 20-May-20 06:47:10

When that day comes I definitely won’t stint
What will I buy? Here’s a hint

A midnight blue Mercedes Benz

CraftyGranny Wed 20-May-20 09:00:59

A midnight blue Mercedes Benz
I fear is quite a large expense

A bit too far beyond my reach

henetha Wed 20-May-20 10:27:25

A bit too far beyond my reach
I'd be happy to chill out on a beach

And maybe wear my best bikini

threexnanny Wed 20-May-20 22:27:24

And maybe wear my best bikini
A passing waiter will supply a martini

Perhaps I ought to stick to fruit juices

Pantglas2 Thu 21-May-20 07:19:31

Perhaps I ought to stick to fruit juices
But I’m the girl who always refuses

To abide by rules and regulations

52bright Thu 21-May-20 21:39:29

To abide by rules and regulations
I can't be bothered with strict legislations

For me rules are definitely made to be broken

threexnanny Fri 22-May-20 21:59:45

For me rules are definitely made to be broken
When I abstain the gesture is token

I'm a bit of rebel if the truth were known

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