Versatile Verse 2

I'm a bit of rebel if the truth were known
Out at night till the cows come home

But you only live once and it was such fun

But you only live once and it was such fun
What worries me is,- is all my fun done?

Is this all there is now, being home and alone?

Is this all there is now, being home and alone
My only contact with friends is by phone

What I wouldn’t give for some physical contact?

What I wouldn't give for some physical contact
I'm so desperate I might take out a contract

Although I'm an innocent of heard of such things

I've heard ...not of heard lol

Although I'm an innocent I've heard of such things
But I'm fearful of what nastiness a contract brings

I don't want a knock on the door at midnight

I don't want a knock on the door at midnight
I will be holding my baseball bat tight

Whether I have the strength to swing it is in doubt

Whether I have the strength to swing it is in doubt
It could put me off balance and make me shout out

That might do the trick and scare them off

That might do the trick and scare them off
there isn't much to rob here I ain't no toff

Maybe I need some lessons in self defense

Maybe I need some lessons in self defence
Or relaxation classes- I’m feeling tense

I think I’ll sign up for online yoga

I think I’ll sign up for online yoga
But not if I've got to wear a toga

Can I exercise wearing fleecy pyjamas

Can I exercise wearing fleecy pyjamas
I wouldn't need them if I could get to the Bahamas

I could do beach yoga and get fit that way

I could do beach yoga and get fit that way.
Or maybe just lie on the beach, by the bay,

With Palm trees swaying in the gentle breeze,

With palm trees swaying in the gentle breeze
At this temperature I’ll not freeze

The air here is quite dry and balmy

The air here is quite dry and balmy
So I'll take a deep breath and do yoga calmly.

This is the way to get rid of stress

This is the way to get rid of stress
Or I can do the ironing and give everything a good press

I like to see it all done all neat and tidy

I like to see it all done all neat and tidy
And all put away in the cupboard by Friday.

So at the weekend I can really relax

So at the weekend I can really relax
and drink G and T's right up to the max

A chilled glass with lemon in the garden is great

A chilled glass with lemon in the garden is great
I think I'll start the gin session at eight.

I may even sleep under the stars, and wake at dawn

I may even sleep under the stars, and wake at dawn
Surrounded by fluffy sheep, one's called Shaun

I hope they don't mind me sharing their field

I hope they don’t mind me sharing their field
It’s a bit scary, I’ll keep my eyes peeled

Being butted by a ram I really don’t fancy

Being butted by a ram I really don’t fancy
He thought I was his girlfriend, Nancy,

But she's now pregnant by two different rams

But she's now pregnant by two different rams
Her work is cut out as she awaits her lambs

But when they arrive, she will be delighted

But when they arrive, she will be delighted
She'll lick them dry and all will be righted

These glorious days are sent to tempt us

These glorious days are sent to tempt us
Letting us be lazy and no reason to fuss

It's just nice to chill without any demands