Versatile Verse 2

I’d rather be on dry ground at times like this
A trip in a boat? I’d give that a miss

A funicular railway ride - now that would be safe

A funicular railway ride - now that would be safe
I’ll take my two doggies, the stray and the waif

They’ll enjoy the breeze ruffling their fur

They’ll enjoy the breeze ruffling their fur
Well at least he will, not sure about her.

We could all take a trip on the London Eye

We could all take a trip on the London Eye
What views we could see from up here in the sky.

I'd sooner be down on the river Thames bank

I'd sooner be down on the river Thames bank
Not on a boat, like the one that sank

CrazyH, can we have a new line please?

I’d meet a friend, and see a show at the Palladium
Or get tickets for Simply Red at the Wembley Stadium

A glamorous life could be mine if I lived in the big Smoke,

A glamorous life could be mine if I lived in the big Smoke
Especially if I married a rich tall dark and handsome bloke

I’d be a lady of leisure, sod the career!

I'd be a lady of leisure, sod the career
lying in the sun and drinking ice cold beer

shopping at Harrods then long lazy lunches

Shopping at Harrods then long lazy lunches
My house will be full of flowers, in bunches.

I'll travel the world and see all those places

Shopping in Harrods then long, lazy lunches
Relaxed enough to roll with the punches

Till reality dawns and I'm back in the sticks....

Till reality dawns and I’m back in the sticks
In my little mid-terrace, it’s built with red bricks

At the back of the gardens is a long narrow ginnel

At the back of the garden is a long narrow ginnel
When the wind blows it acts like a funnel

I don’t like sitting out in a raging typhoon

I don’t like sitting out in a raging typhoon
It makes me as cross as an angry baboon.

I wanna be sweet like a fluffy koala

I wanna be sweet like a fluffy koala
Queen of the street in my comfortable parlour

Annum, would you add another line please?

Oops ? sorry!

My butler will serve me high tea

Shall I ?

My dreams will take me to far off places

X posts CrazyH!

Happy to go with yours....

My dreams will take me to far off places
I think hostels will be my chosen bases

I love the freedom of the open road

I love the freedom of the open road
walking, cycling,driving, I don't mind the travel mode

With a convivial companion I'll travel anywhere

With a convivial companion I'll travel anywhere
Preferably in a convertible, top down, wind in my hair.

We'll spend the night in a boutique hotel

We’ll spend the night in a boutique hotel
A huge four poster with Butler’s bell ?

I’d summon some dinner and liqueurs

I’d summon some dinner and liqueurs
No doubt, I'll add a magnum of Champers.

We'll be all set and ready for the next day's trip

We’ll be all set and ready for the next day’s trip
“It’s cool in the mountains” I hear Maurice quip.

We leave the road and follow a bumpy track,