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Pantglas2 Sat 25-Jan-20 07:07:53

He’ll fuss and scowl and ask him his intentions
He likes to follow old fashioned conventions

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour

May7 Sat 15-Aug-20 14:50:18

Perhaps that Masai with the long pointed spear
If I call out to him I hope he is near

He rescued me and I was soaking wet.

Pantglas2 Sat 15-Aug-20 17:35:24

He rescued me and I was soaking wet
Looked like a drowned rat, I bet!

Could’ve won the wet T-shirt competition

Puzzler61 Sat 15-Aug-20 22:15:48

Could’ve won the wet T-shirt competition
I kissed him - I was full of contrition

“Please don’t leave me, let’s get out of here”

52bright Sat 15-Aug-20 22:19:28

Could've won the wet T-shirt competition
Only if it were still the 60's, I have my suspicion.

Those were the days, foot loose and fancy free

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 18-Aug-20 00:28:14

Those were the days, foot loose and fancy free
Happy to say, I showed more than a knee!

The music kept us groovin' all day long

henetha Tue 18-Aug-20 11:30:17

The music kept us groovin' all day long
I could jive all night, I was that strong.

Now it's cocoa and off to bed at ten

Pantglas2 Tue 18-Aug-20 12:33:22

Now it’s cocoa and off to bed at ten
No more thoughts of entertaining young men

I seem to have lost my joie de vivre

May7 Thu 20-Aug-20 14:10:39

I seem to have lost my joie de vivre
Or maybe I'm being a little naive

Perhaps I should look for an older man

crazyH Thu 20-Aug-20 14:24:05

Perhaps I should look for an older man
I know one who has a battered old van

Now, my expectations are quite low

52bright Thu 20-Aug-20 22:14:07

Now, my expectations are quite low
We'll be compatible if he's a little bit slow

We can still take long walks and go out for lunch

Pantglas2 Fri 21-Aug-20 06:42:00

We can still take long walks and go out for lunch
Nothing quite like a hike then a munch!

I’ll start with a buttered roll and some soup

henetha Fri 21-Aug-20 11:04:26

I’ll start with a buttered roll and some soup
The leftovers can go to the chickens in the coop

After that what we need is forty winks

May7 Fri 21-Aug-20 13:30:27

After that what we need is forty winks
What are you suggesting? You little minx

So we both settled down to a little nap

Annum Sat 22-Aug-20 10:10:11

So we both settled down to a little nap
Him on the sofa, my head in his lap

We were both woken up by an almighty crash

henetha Sat 22-Aug-20 12:43:57

We were both woken up by an almighty crash
It was his wife, come to give him a bash.

Not my fault, I didn't know he was wed

Pantglas2 Sat 22-Aug-20 12:54:10

Not my fault, I didn’t know he was wed
Thank the Lord we weren’t in bed!

Nothing worse than coitus interruptus

52bright Sat 22-Aug-20 16:37:05

Nothing worse than coitus interruptus
Definitely don't want his wife to interrupt us

He turned out to be a bit of a cad

threexnanny Sat 22-Aug-20 19:54:07

He turned out to be a bit of a cad
I must admit I'm feeling sad

Such a pity he belonged to someone else

henetha Sun 23-Aug-20 11:49:34

Such a pity he belonged to someone else
And I'm just left sitting on lonely shelfs

Perhaps one day I will meet my Mr.Right

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 12:01:40

Perhaps one day I will meet my Mr.Right
And his looks will be pure delight

He'll have pots of money

Annum Sun 23-Aug-20 12:39:55

He'll have pots of money
And call me honey bunny

What a shame it’s all a pipe dream

May7 Sun 23-Aug-20 14:57:46

What a shame it’s all a pipe dream
For we could have made a good team

The days and nights are rolling by

52bright Sun 23-Aug-20 17:55:07

The days and nights are rolling by
I would like some company, I won't lie

Some travel plans would be good for a start

Pantglas2 Sun 23-Aug-20 18:58:11

Some travel plans would be good for a start
No point in spending our free time apart

America I think for our first vacation

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 00:06:06

America I think for our first vacation
But flying fills me with trepidation

Perhaps a cruise

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