Versatile Verse 2

Perhaps a cruise
Would banish the blues.

Lots of food and entertainment

Lots of food and entertainment
I'm welling up with excitement

There will be officers on board to flirt with too
I shouldn't really, but I'm afraid I do

They all look hansom in their uniforms

They all look handsome in their uniforms
I’ll just ignore the social norms

Which state I shouldn’t be quite so forward

Which state I shouldn’t be quite so forward
Old fashioned advice, of course we should
Throw caution to the wind and have some fun

Throw caution to the wind and have some fun
Only one life, after all's said and done

There are days though, when clouds hide the sun

There are days though, when clouds hide the sun
So cheer yourself up with a big cream bun,

If that doesn't work, just go down the pub

If that doesn't work, just go down the pub
There's someone there who'll give you a scrub

Once that is done there'll be pie and mash

Once that is done there'll be pie and mash
But they're only taking cash

Better look down the settee for loose change

Better look down the settee for loose change
Be careful - there's hair from a dog with mange

So next, we passed the top hat around

So next we passed the top hat around
The sum we raised will astound

Enough to eat out, courtesy of Rishi

Enough to eat out, courtesy of Rishi
It's no wonder he's called "'dish-y"

Make hay, before the offer runs out

Make hay, before the offer runs out
And while we're still out and about.

There's talk of a second spike

There's serious talk of a second spike
The naysayers can take a running hike

crazyH
I'll come back when there's another line

I’ll come back when there’s another line
Problem is, it maybe some time!

Meanwhile, I shall continue

Pantglas ?

Meanwhile, I shall continue
Before posters turn the air blue

Apologies all round, but then I digress

Meanwhile, I shall continue
To eat my favourite fondue

Of marshmallows and gooey chocolate

Sorry tickledpink, I'll go back to crazyH as I can't think of anything to rhyme with chocolate!

Apologies all round, but then I digress
I've just tried on my lovely new dress.

But it's too small so return it I must

But it's too small so return it I must
It just doesnt fit right around my bust

I need to get out and about today

I need to get out and about today
I've been stuck indoors too often I have to say

I need to start to reconnect with friends

I need to start to reconnect with friends
I’ll host a coffee morning, we’ll try new blends

Some Kenya, Colombian - anything exotic

Some Kenya, Colombian - anything exotic
But not decaff because that tastes toxic

I'll make a sponge cake with raspberries inside

I'll make a sponge cake with raspberries inside
Cake making is my hobby and I offer them with pride

Chocolate eclairs and butterfly cakes

Chocolate eclairs and butterfly cakes
Some savouries too, and Corn Beef bakes

It'll be fun catching up with all the goss