Versatile Verse 2

George has offered his private yacht
I really think he has lot the plot.

I’d rather go cruising with Andrew Scott

I’d rather go cruising with Andrew Scott
A gentleman who knows how to tie a reef knot (nod,wink)

I’d happily splice the yardarm with him

I’d happily splice the yardarm with him
His looks and voice are definitely not grim

I've heard Lewis Hamilton's offered a ride in his car (nod,wink)

I've heard Lewis Hamilton's offered a ride in his car(nod,wink)
I'll take up the offer, as long as he doesn't go too far.!!!

I've always fancied myself as a busty flag girl

George has offered his private yacht,
But I’ve never been able to tie a knot

I’ll stay in his house on the lake instead

Going with CrazyH as the last post....

I’ve always fancied myself as a busty flag girl
I’m up for a laugh, I’ll give it a whirl

And just like the flag, my love life’s been chequered....

And just like the flag, my love life’s been chequered....
The good, the bad, and the ugly, I'll be beggered.

Love often hits us when we least expect it

Love often hits us when we least expect it
Hope it hits me. I’m longing to get it

The lazy days of summer I can recall

The lazy days of summer I can recall
When I thought I'd met my dream man, dark and tall.

He seemed to tick all my boxes

He seemed to tick all my boxes
But was more conniving than a den of foxes

I felt like a chicken about to be supper

He seemed to tick all my boxes
But was more conniving than a den of foxes

I felt like a chicken about to be supper
And like a ewe being sent to the tupper (!?)

I needn’t have worried it turned out well

I needn't have worried it turned out well
Now moved in and my home is going to sell

Now to declutter, he wont want my rubbish

Now to declutter, he wont want my rubbish
I'm hoping we can completely refurbish

I'll go to Ikea with his best credit card

I'll go to Ikea with his best credit card
In search of new ideas, then back home to discard

Lots of flat packs about to arrive

Lots of flat packs about to arrive
Good job they deliver, saves me a drive

Not so good at self assembly

Not so good at self assembly
He took one look and said he's off to Wembley!

The instructions aren't clear and I'm at a loss

The instructions aren't clear and I'm at a loss
This self-assembly lark is making me cross

I've booked a company that will finish the job

I've booked a company that will finish the job
but it'll cost a lot more than an old fashioned 'bob'

Hoping they're professional not Jacks of all trades

Hope they’re professionals, not Jacks of all trades
An O level in woodwork they’ll have needed the grades

Can’t be doing with a man who’s cackhanded

Can’t be doing with a man who’s cackhanded
Some of the it needs to be sanded!!

Prehaps i should buy ready made

Prehaps i should buy ready made
And do a favour for the furniture trade.

To fill up the wardrobes I'll need new clothes

To fill up the wardrobe I'll need new clothes
And plenty of new shoes - Oh my poor toes!

I'll need plenty of plasters especially for blisters

I’ll need plenty of plasters Especially for blisters
Blast! The First Aid box is at my sister’s

I do hope she’s had it restocked

I do hope she's had it restocked
not left empty as usual and any way locked.

She's not all that practical and a bit airy fairy

She's not all that practical and a bit airy fairy
Daft as a brush, and her name is Mary.

But she's kind and will give you her last penny