Versatile Verse 2

Out dancing or even a party every Saturday night
Imaging fun and holidays and my first flight

Those were the days I'm sure you'll agree

Out dancing or even a party every Saturday night
Eyes on stalks watching out for a fight

Two CherryB’s and I was under the table

Those were the days I'm sure you'll agree
Definitely! I showed much more than my knee

Mary Quant fashion and as skinny as Twiggy

- I hear Miss Piggy looming in the next line

Mary Quant fashion and as skinny as Twiggy
I wish ...but I looked more like Miss Piggy

Trying to look cool in my mini skirts

Trying to look cool in my mini skirts
Out with my friends and being flirts

Dancing to the latest Pick of the Pops

Dancing to the latest Pick of the Pops
And a few that turned out to be flops

They didn’t all make it into the hit parade

They didn't all make it into the hit parade
But many were good for a drunken serenade

I thought I could sing but some disagreed

I thought I could sing but some disagreed
I was anybody’s after a glass of mead

The music of the Beatles or was it the Stones ?

The music of the Beatles or was it the Stones ?
Or The Monkees and gorgeous Davy Jones?

Then along came Soul Music and Little Stevie Wonder

Then along came soul music and little Stevie Wonder
Followed by Queen who stole his thunder

At Live Aid I fell for Freddie’s strutting

At Live Aid I fell for Freddie’s strutting
And Mick was still there forever pouting

Around the world, music drew us together for this cause

Around the world, music drew us together for this cause
After that there was loud applause

It needs to happen again, but who will do it?

It needs to happen again, but who will do it?
Maybe Taylor Swift, who does charitable works a bit.

There are so many good causes, which one?

It needs to happen again, but who will do it?
Someone will but we might just rue it

Ring Ed Sheeran he doesn’t need all that cash

Ring Ed Sheeran he doesn’t need all that cash
He’s always up for a bloomin’ good bash

Perhaps Madonna will auction her undies

Perhaps Madonna will auction her undies
Some men will bid, the numpties!

Why bother with a whalebone corset

Why bother with a whalebone corset
She'd have far more fun on a beach in Dorset

Her crazy outfits would go down a treat

Her crazy outfits would go down a treat
Not something you'd see in a shop on the high street

Perhaps the celebrities could hold an auction

Perhaps the celebrities could hold an auction
or some of us could wear them ...what a caution!

It would be good to startle dh out of a snooze

It’ll be good to startle DH out of a snooze
He’ll be thinking I’ve been hitting the booze

It’s not like me to act so precocious

It’s not like me to act so precocious
I'll soon be saying Super-cali-fragi-listic-expia-lido-cious

But I'm not Mary Poppins

But I'm not Mary Poppins
While I decide what I'd bid for, I have a Tom Collins

George Cooney is offering to do a car wash to raise money !

George Clooney is offering to do a car wash to raise money,
He’s everyone’s choice for manly honey

Except for me, I beg to differ

Except for me, I beg to differ
My resolve will only get stiffer

When folks realise I cannot be bought

When folks realise I cannot be bought
All those plans will come to nought

George has offered his private yacht