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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

Juliet27 Tue 07-Apr-20 16:18:38

The girl's choir were just leaving the church,
Towards them he started to lurch,
“It’s not what you think!”

lizzypopbottle Tue 07-Apr-20 16:55:31

The girls' choir were just leaving church,
Towards them he started to lurch,
Did they avert their eyes?
No, they gave him a prize,

lizzypopbottle Tue 07-Apr-20 16:57:35

The girls' choir were leaving the church,
Towards them he started to lurch,
"It's not what you think,
So don't raise a stink!

lizzypopbottle Tue 07-Apr-20 21:56:31

The for' choir were just leaving the church,
Towards them he started to lurch,
Did they avert their eyes?
No they gave him a prize
His reputation they didn't besmirch!

The girls' choir were just leaving the church,
Towards them he started to lurch,
"It's not what you think,
So don't raise a stink!"
But the police instituted a search!

One day as I wandered along,

callgirl1 Tue 07-Apr-20 23:49:34

One day as I wandered along,
I had an urge just to burst into song,

henetha Wed 08-Apr-20 10:21:30

One day as I wandered along,
I had an urge just to burst into song,
I started with "Delilah"

lizzypopbottle Wed 08-Apr-20 11:40:59

One day as I wandered along,
I had an urge just to burst into song,
I started with "Delilah"
Than ran a ten miler,

Juliet27 Wed 08-Apr-20 14:55:57

One day as I wandered along,
I had an urge just to burst into song,
I started with "Delilah"
Than ran a ten miler
And now I’m not feeling so strong

Already my summer trousers don’t fit 😧

lizzypopbottle Wed 08-Apr-20 17:56:24

Already my summer trousers don't fit,
The gym I am willing to hit,

crazyH Wed 08-Apr-20 19:41:35

Already my summer trousers don't fit,
The gym I am willing to hit,
I’ll wear an ankle length tunic

Grany Wed 08-Apr-20 20:40:18

Already my summer trousers don't fit,
The gym I am willing to hit,
I’ll wear an ankle length tunic
And look like a Druid

lizzypopbottle Thu 09-Apr-20 18:26:14

Already my summer trousers don't fit,
The gym I am willing to hit,
I'll wear an ankle length tunic,
And look like a Druid
But I probably won't like it a bit!

As I walked down the street in high heels,

Juliet27 Thu 09-Apr-20 18:59:32

As I walked down the street in high heels,
I'd forgotten just how good it feels

Jangran99 Thu 09-Apr-20 22:48:31

As I walked down the street in high heels,
I'd forgotten just how good it feels
I'm all dressed to kill

callgirl1 Thu 09-Apr-20 23:15:29

As I walked down the street in high heels,
I`d forgotten just how good it feels
I`m all dressed to kill
And licensed to thrill,

henetha Fri 10-Apr-20 11:32:39

As I walked down the street in high heels,
I`d forgotten just how good it feels
I`m all dressed to kill
And licensed to thrill,
So I'm hoping to make some good deals!

Shall I leave off my woolly vest soon?

Grany Fri 10-Apr-20 11:36:47

As I walked down the street in high heels,
I`d forgotten just how good it feels
I`m all dressed to kill
And licensed to thrill,
I am so the real deal

I bought chocolates for Easter

Grany Fri 10-Apr-20 11:37:25

Sorry bit late

Grany Fri 10-Apr-20 11:40:41

Shall I leave off my woolly vest soon?
It's real hot like flaming June

lizzypopbottle Fri 10-Apr-20 12:37:51

I bought chocolates for Easter,
I invited a friend to my feast, her

Shall I leave off my woolly vest soon
It's real hot like flaming June,
Take care not to burn,

lizzypopbottle Fri 10-Apr-20 12:39:42

Never let it be said I didn't rise to a challenge, Grany and henetha 😂😂

crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 13:10:44

Shall I leave off my woolly vest soon
It's real hot like flaming June,
Take care not to burn,
A lesson you’ll learn

Juliet27 Fri 10-Apr-20 16:35:45

Shall I leave off my woolly vest soon
It's real hot like flaming June,
Take care not to burn,
A lesson you’ll learn
When you end up looking a prune

A frustrated young surfer from Bude

crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 16:39:45

A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude

Quesera Fri 10-Apr-20 21:27:45

A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear