New clothes I'll be needing to buy, Is it worth it cos I might soon die, Let's look on the bright side, This storm you might ride, So let's shop and don't let's be shy!
There still seems much traffic about, The rules they're quite happy to flout, Is it arrogance, Or just plain ignorance? Whichever, they're still going out! ?
A handsome young man and his dog, Went out and got lost in the fog, But the dog's sixth sense, Crashed them into a fence, The dog left him there to run after a stray 'mog'
An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued During which he uttered things extremely rude He ran after the dog at great speed But his legs had started to bleed
An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued During which he uttered things extremely rude He ran after the dog at great speed But his legs had started to bleed And he noticed he was now in the nude.