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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

henetha Sun 05-Apr-20 12:34:45

New clothes I'll be needing to buy,
Is it worth it, 'cos I might soon die!

lizzypopbottle Sun 05-Apr-20 12:52:07

New clothes I'll be needing to buy,
Is it worth it 'cos I might soon die,
Let's look on the bright side,

Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 15:26:20

New clothes I'll be needing to buy,
Is it worth it 'cos I might soon die,
Let's look on the bright side,
This storm you might ride

lizzypopbottle Sun 05-Apr-20 15:58:56

New clothes I'll be needing to buy,
Is it worth it cos I might soon die,
Let's look on the bright side,
This storm you might ride,
So let's shop and don't let's be shy!

lizzypopbottle Sun 05-Apr-20 16:00:08

There once was a cat with a dream,

Juliet27 Sun 05-Apr-20 17:04:43

There once was a cat with a dream,
Of managing to catch his own bream

crazyH Sun 05-Apr-20 17:07:02

There once was a cat with a dream,
Of managing to catch his own bream
He wanted to dive in

lizzypopbottle Mon 06-Apr-20 07:36:04

There once was a cat with a dream,
Of managing to catch his own bream,
He wanted to dive in
But couldn't survive in

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 08:13:52

There once was a cat with a dream,
Of managing to catch his own bream,
He wanted to dive in
But couldn't survive in
So went back to dreaming of cream

There still seems much traffic about

henetha Mon 06-Apr-20 12:29:06

There still seems much traffic about
The rules they are quite happy to flout

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 14:18:19

There still seems much traffic about
The rules they are quite happy to flout
Is it arrogance?

crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 14:21:31

There still seems much traffic about
The rules they are quite happy to flout
Is it arrogance?
Or just plain ignorance?

lizzypopbottle Mon 06-Apr-20 16:15:56

There still seems much traffic about,
The rules they're quite happy to flout,
Is it arrogance,
Or just plain ignorance?
Whichever, they're still going out! ?

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 17:23:14

lizzy. New first line?

lizzypopbottle Mon 06-Apr-20 20:57:53

Oops! I forgot ?

A handsome young man and his dog,

Grany Mon 06-Apr-20 20:59:42

A handsome young man and his dog,
Went out and got lost in the fog

Juliet27 Mon 06-Apr-20 22:21:22

A handsome young man and his dog,
Went out and got lost in the fog
But the dog's sixth sense

lizzypopbottle Mon 06-Apr-20 22:32:51

A handsome young man and his dog,
Went out and got lost in the fog,
But the dog's sixth sense,
Crashed them into a fence,

crazyH Mon 06-Apr-20 22:59:24

A handsome young man and his dog,
Went out and got lost in the fog,
But the dog's sixth sense,
Crashed them into a fence,
The dog left him there to run after a stray 'mog'

An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued

callgirl1 Tue 07-Apr-20 00:00:58

An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued
During which he uttered things extremely rude,

52bright Tue 07-Apr-20 00:20:18

An almighty struggle with wth brambles ensued
During which he uttered things extremely rude
He ran after the dog at great speed

Juliet27 Tue 07-Apr-20 10:18:48

An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued
During which he uttered things extremely rude
He ran after the dog at great speed
But his legs had started to bleed

henetha Tue 07-Apr-20 13:17:33

An almighty struggle with the brambles ensued
During which he uttered things extremely rude
He ran after the dog at great speed
But his legs had started to bleed
And he noticed he was now in the nude.

The girls choir were just leaving church

lizzypopbottle Tue 07-Apr-20 14:25:13

The girl's choir were just leaving the church,
Towards them he started to lurch,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Apr-20 16:05:30

The girl's choir were just leaving church
Towards them he started to lurch
Did they avert their eyes?

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