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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Apr-20 10:34:09

Wind's blown up - hope blossom lasts,
But it does work those ugly great masts,
Which give us power
Each lofty tower

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lizzypopbottle Mon 13-Apr-20 16:53:46

Wine's blown up - hope blossom lasts,
But it does work those ugly great masts,
Which give us power,
Each lofty tower
Can't help me with rhymes that end -asts!!!!

I've cleaned house till blue in the face,

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Jangran99 Mon 13-Apr-20 17:21:41

I've cleaned house till blue in the face,
Now I deserve some breathing space

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Apr-20 18:51:19

I've cleaned house till blue in the face,
Now I deserve some breathing space
Where’s that bottle of wine

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Grany Mon 13-Apr-20 21:20:16

I've cleaned house till blue in the face,
Now I deserve some breathing space
Where’s that bottle of wine
It will suit me just fine

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crazyH Mon 13-Apr-20 21:29:50

I've cleaned house till blue in the face,
Now I deserve some breathing space
Where’s that bottle of wine
It will suit me just fine
To the off-licence let me now race.

How shall I spend the time, tomorrow

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callgirl1 Tue 14-Apr-20 00:56:16

How shall I spend the time tomorrow,
Can`t go next door for a crafty borrow,

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henetha Tue 14-Apr-20 10:30:33

How shall I spend the time tomorrow,
Can`t go next door for a crafty borrow,
How about weeding?

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Apr-20 11:25:30

How shall I spend the time tomorrow,
Can`t go next door for a crafty borrow,
How about weeding?
My knees are bleeding

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Apr-20 12:43:04

How shall I spend the time tomorrow,
Can't go next door for a craft borrow
How about weeding?
My knees are bleeding
So there's no more bending down low.

About this lockdown we all have mixed feelings

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lizzypopbottle Tue 14-Apr-20 16:10:18

About this lockdown we all have mixed feelings,
I'll compost my potato peelings,

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Juliet27 Tue 14-Apr-20 19:35:24

About this lockdown we all have mixed feelings,
I'll compost my potato peelings,
And teabag my plants

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Apr-20 20:55:58

About this lockdown we all have mixed feelings,
I'll compost my potato peelings,
And teabag my plants
To deter the ants

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callgirl1 Wed 15-Apr-20 00:00:47

About this lockdown we all have mixed feelings,
I`ll compost my potato peelings,
And teabag my plants
To deter the ants
Then they won`t crawl all over my ceilings.

I had a shock with my online order

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henetha Wed 15-Apr-20 10:52:34

I had a shock with my online order
It was delivered from over the border!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Apr-20 12:30:04

I had a shock with my online order
It was delivered from over the border!
On opening the bags

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lizzypopbottle Wed 15-Apr-20 15:36:10

I had a shock with my online order,
It was delivered from over the border!
On opening the bags
The were stuffed full of rags

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Juliet27 Wed 15-Apr-20 16:10:33

I had a shock with my online order,
It was delivered from over the border!
On opening the bags
The were stuffed full of rags
Maybe they think I'm a hoarder

There's still seems so much traffic about

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Juliet27 Wed 15-Apr-20 16:12:20

without the apostrophe!

There still seems so much traffic about

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henetha Thu 16-Apr-20 10:25:04

There still seems so much traffic about
Some people break rules, there is no doubt

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Apr-20 16:39:17

There still seems so much traffic about
Some people break rules, there is no doubt
But my shop’s too far

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lizzypopbottle Thu 16-Apr-20 18:55:07

There still seems so much traffic about,
Some people break rules there's no doubt,
But my shop's too far
Not to go in the car,

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Juliet27 Thu 16-Apr-20 19:32:55

There still seems so much traffic about,
Some people break rules there's no doubt,
But my shop's too far
Not to go in the car,
So the rules I’m not trying to flout

I wish I could visit the bluebell wood

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katie1 Thu 16-Apr-20 19:34:35

There still seems so much traffic about,
Some people break the rules there is no doubt,
But my shop's too far
Not to go in the car,
I wonder if this rule I should flout?

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katie1 Thu 16-Apr-20 19:35:15

Great mindsJuliet 27!

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