Limericks 14

I wish I could visit the bluebell wood
To go there would be so good

I wish I could visit the bluebell wood
To go there would be so good
A carpet of blue

I wish I could visit the bluebell wood
To go there would be so good
A carpet of blue
A wonderful view

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I wish I could visit the bluebell wood
To go there would be so good
A carpet of blue
A wonderful view
I really would go if I could.

What can I have with my coffee?

What can I have with my coffee?
Not a lot apart from toffee! ??

What can I have with my coffee?
Not a lot apart from toffee! ??
A nice slice of cake

What can I have with my coffee?
Not a lot apart from toffee!
A nice slice of cake
But there's no flour to bake

What can I have with my coffee?
Not a lot apart from toffee!
A nice slice of cake
But there's no flour to bake
Oh, I've just found last week's Banoffe

I hear it's an American import

I hear it's an American import
But I'd prefer a hazelnut torte

I hear it's an American import
But I'd prefer a hazelnut torte
The praline's divine

I hear it's an American import
But I'd prefer a hazelnut torte
The praline's divine
The taste is just fine

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest,
The weekend footie is on in the Bar

Puzzler Think you forgot to refresh.

I hear it's an American import
But I'd prefer a hazelnut torte
The praline's divine
The taste is just fine
But my diet it does not support

The kids are longing for all this to end

The kids are longing for all this to end
Also parents, they're right round the bend!

The kids are longing for all this to end
Also parents, they're right round the bend!
This close proximity

The kids are longing for all this to end
Also parents, they're right round the bend!
This close proximity
And forced unanimity

The kids are longing for all this to end
Also parents, they're right round the bend!
This close proximity
And forced unanimity
My patience will overextend??

So I'm going to sit in the garden

So I'm going to sit in the garden
And maybe my resolve will harden

So I'm going to sit in the garden
And maybe my resolve will harden
I will give it some thought

So I`m going to sit in the garden
And maybe my resolve will harden
I will give it some thought
Try not to get overwrought,

So I`m going to sit in the garden
And maybe my resolve will harden
I will give it some thought
Try not to get overwrought,
And everyone’s faults I shall pardon!

This year is the ash out before the oak?

This year is the ash out before the oak?
So far, this year is beyond a joke

This year is the ash out before the oak?
So far, this year is beyond a joke
No incentive for anything

This year is the ash out before the oak?
So far, this year is beyond a joke
No incentive for anything
With a damper on everything