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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

crazyH Sun 19-Apr-20 10:19:16

This year is the ash out before the oak?
So far, this year is beyond a joke
No incentive for anything
With a damper on everything
I may as well have a long hot 'soak'

"I'll do it tomorrow " is my mantra these days

Jangran99 Sun 19-Apr-20 10:52:55

"I'll do it tomorrow " is my mantra these days
Well you've got weeks to sit and laze

crazyH Sun 19-Apr-20 11:57:14

"I'll do it tomorrow " is my mantra these days
Well you've got weeks to sit and laze
The kitchen's growing mushrooms

Juliet27 Sun 19-Apr-20 13:35:58

I'll do it tomorrow " is my mantra these days
Well you've got weeks to sit and laze
The kitchen's growing mushrooms
And now I've lost my brooms

crazyH Sun 19-Apr-20 17:14:33

I'll do it tomorrow " is my mantra these days
Well you've got weeks to sit and laze
The kitchen's growing mushrooms
And now I've lost my brooms
I walk aimlessly round, in a haze.

This lockdown is damaging our sense of well-being

Jangran99 Sun 19-Apr-20 20:08:09

This lockdown is damaging our sense of well-being
When will it end? I'm not that far-seeing,

Juliet27 Sun 19-Apr-20 21:44:50

This lockdown is damaging our sense of well-being
When will it end? I'm not that far-seeing,
We see life in a new light

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 01:21:36

This lockdown is damaging our sense of well-being
When will it end? I'm not that far-seeing,
We see life in a new light
Let's hope we can re-write

Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 05:59:16

This lockdown is damaging our sense of well-being
When will it end? I'm not that far-seeing,
We see life in a new light
Let's hope we can re-write
And a better future we'll be guaranteeing

An unfortunate saleswoman from Bicester

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 09:35:30

An unfortunate saleswoman from Bicester
Was annoyed that no one would assist her

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Apr-20 09:38:35

An unfortunate saleswoman from Bicester
Was annoyed that no-one would assist her
So she stood there and scowled

Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 09:42:21

An unfortunate saleswoman from Bicester
Was annoyed that no-one would assist her
So she stood there and scowled
In her anger she growled

henetha Mon 20-Apr-20 10:40:40

An unfortunate saleswoman from Bicester
Was annoyed that no-one would assist her
So she stood there and scowled
In her anger she growled
Until on her tongue she grew a large blister

An old politician from Southampton

crazyH Mon 20-Apr-20 10:42:36

An old politician from Southampton
Decided to retire to Roehampton

Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 11:39:48

An old politician from Southampton
Decided to retire to Roehampton
But his savings ran out

crazyH Mon 20-Apr-20 11:56:07

An old politician from Southampton
Decided to retire to Roehampton
But his savings ran out
His wife had a pout

Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 13:42:35

An old politician from Southampton
Decided to retire to Roehampton
But his savings ran out
His wife had a pout
As she felt her views had been stamped on

I used to have a rabbit who roamed

libra10 Mon 20-Apr-20 13:46:13

I used to have a rabbit who roamed
He eventually had to be re-homed

katie1 Mon 20-Apr-20 19:10:25

I used to have a rabbit who roamed
He eventually had to be re-homed
He was happy at first

crazyH Mon 20-Apr-20 20:59:01

I used to have a rabbit who roamed
He eventually had to be re-homed
He was happy at first
But his bubble was burst

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 21:08:13

I used to have a rabbit who roamed
He eventually had to be re-homed
He was happy at first
But then feared the worst

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 21:15:34

Ooops. blush

I used to have a rabbit who roamed
He eventually had to be re-homed
He was happy at first
But his bubble was burst
As very soon be felt entombed

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 21:19:43

A young man was lost in Kircudbright

Grany Mon 20-Apr-20 21:33:36

A young man was lost in Kircudbright
Really what a fright

Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 21:47:17

Sorry, doesn't rhyme Grany ( another strange place name!)

A young man was lost in Kircudbright

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