Limericks 14

A vicar from Chorlton cum Hardy

A vicar from Chorlton cum Hardy
Was renowned for being bit lah-di-dahdy

A vicar from Chorlton cum Hardy
Was renowned for being but lah-di-dahdy
He chanted his sermons

A vicar from Chorlton cum Hardy
Was renowned for being bit lah-di-dahdy
He chanted his sermon
In a cloak of ermine

A vicar from Chorlton cum Hardy
Was renowned for being bit lah-di-dahdy
He chanted his sermon
In a cloak of ermine
Whilst sipping a coke with Bacardi

Oh - i forgot
There was a young man from the States

There was a young man from the States
Who spent most of his time lifting weights

There was a young man from the States
Who spent most of his time lifting weights
His muscles had muscles

There was a young man from the States
Who spent most of his time lifting weights
His muscles had muscles
He does makes me chuckle

There was a young man from the States
Who spent most of his time lifting weights
His muscles had muscles
Eating spinach and brussels

There was a young man from the States
Who spent most of his time lifting weights
His muscles had muscles
Eating spinach and Brussels
And he often asked girls out on dates!

A bird laid an egg in a nest,

A bird laid an egg in a nest,
After that she had no interest

A bird laid an egg in a nest
After that she had no interest
Another will sit on it

A bird laid an egg in a nest
After that she had no interest
Another will sit on it
A cuckoo might spit on it

A bird laid an egg in a nest
After that she had no interest
Another will sit on it
A cuckoo might spit on it
That poor little egg's just a pest (how sad)and

I'd love to come up with a joke

I'd love to come up with a joke
About a frog who just couldn't croak

I'd love to come up with a joke
About a frog who just couldn't croak
He had a sore throat

I'd love to come up with a joke
About a frog who just couldn't croak
He had a sore throat
To his missus he wrote

I'd love to come up with a joke
About a frog who just couldn't croak
He had a sore throat
To his missus he wrote
But the post office sent it to Stoke!

A man and his wife had a fight,

His trousers were terribly tight

A man and his wife had a fight,
His trousers were terribly tight

A man and his wife had a fight
His trousers were terribly tight
For each time he sat

A man and his wife had a fight
His trousers were terribly tight
For each time he sat
An abundance of fat

A man and his wife had a fight
His trousers were terribly tight
For each time he sat
An abundance of fat
Gave his grandchild a terrible fright

It's a glorious day in the Shetlands