Limericks 14

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?,
Compensating with a glug

Remember to keep two metres apart
Much as this tugs at the strings of the heart
Who's yearning for a hug?,
Compensating with a glug
Of wine and a cornbeef tart.

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too

There's many a Man and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,

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Ha ha Lizzy!!

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,
Their family they miss

Lizzy, there could be a whole new Naughty Verse there ??

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too,
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo,
Their family they miss
Babies they can't kiss

There's many a Nan and Grandpa too
Who put a brave face on it, no boo hoo
Their family they miss
Babies they can't kiss
They'll just have to have a good brew!

crazyH I've been so tempted to lower the tone on a number of occasions!

I walked down the alley one night

Lower away lizzie,adds to the fun

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Heading towards me

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy
While feeling so groggy

I walked down the alley one night
Admittedly just a bit tight
Tripped over a moggy
While feeling so groggy
What €$π¢$@# turned out the light!

I fell down with a terrible thud

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong
So horribly wrong

I fell down with a terrible thud
And landed in some nameless crud
This noxious pong
So horribly wrong
Is perfect for cooling the blood!

Can't think of a line to begin, (This is my first line!)

New first line lizzy

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Can't think of a line to begin, (This is my first line!)
Would that be considered a sin?

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so
Will give it a go

Can't think of a line to begin
Would that be considered a sin?
Not necessarily so
Will give it a go
But can't think of a rhyme other than gin

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?
If you stretch it, it could rhyme with Ford Ka,