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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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crazyH Fri 15-May-20 14:18:35

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?
If you stretch it, it could rhyme with Ford Ka,
We do our best

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Jangran99 Fri 15-May-20 17:33:28

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?
If you stretch it, it could rhyme with Ford Ka,
We do our best
When put to the test

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crazyH Fri 15-May-20 18:29:29

Can anyone try rhyming with vodka?
If you stretch it, it could rhyme with Ford Ka,
We do our best
When put to the test
Or just hide in the nearest Bar

Saw a cute little hedgehog on my walk today

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Juliet27 Fri 15-May-20 21:18:31

Saw a cute little hedgehog on my walk today
Though in daytime they usually hide away

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Nannytrace Fri 15-May-20 22:20:28

His outlook is good
He likes Xmas pud

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Elrel Fri 15-May-20 22:44:01

Saw a cute little hedgehog on my walk today
Though in daytime they usually hide away
His outlook is good
He likes Xmas pud
So will sleep until Christmas Day

There oncewasv

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Elrel Fri 15-May-20 22:44:27

There once was a man in a mask

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crazyH Fri 15-May-20 23:52:44

There once was a man in a mask
What was he hiding? I dare not ask

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52bright Sat 16-May-20 00:02:55

Let's think of something to cheer us
going for a drink with our dearest?
But where will we go?

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Juliet27 Sat 16-May-20 06:41:00

There once was a man in a mask
What was he hiding? I dare not ask
It wasn’t a health one

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-May-20 09:48:37

There once was a man in a mask
What was he hiding? I dare not ask
It wasn't a health one
In a flash he was gone

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Jangran99 Sat 16-May-20 10:03:52

There once was a man in a mask
What was he hiding? I dare not ask
It wasn't a health one
In a flash he was gone
Out into the sunshine to bask

A curious young man from Quebec

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henetha Sat 16-May-20 11:03:10

A curious young man from Quebec
Fell off a cliff and yelled "What the Heck?"

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Juliet27 Sat 16-May-20 11:33:47

A curious young man from Quebec
Fell off a cliff and yelled "What the Heck?"
As he rolled down the slope

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Jangran99 Sat 16-May-20 16:55:34

A curious young man from Quebec
Fell off a cliff and yelled "What the Heck?"
As he rolled down the slope

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Jangran99 Sat 16-May-20 17:23:26

A curious young man from Quebec
Fell off a cliff and yelled "What the Heck?"
As he rolled down the slope
Still clutching his 'scope

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lizzypopbottle Sat 16-May-20 20:43:23

A curious young man from Quebec
Fell off a cliff and yelled, 'What the heck!'
As he rolled down the slope
Still clutching his 'scope
Inevitably he broke his neck!

A man and his wife went to bed

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Nannytrace Sat 16-May-20 20:47:50

A man and his wife went to bed
He couldn’t stop scratching his head

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crazyH Sat 16-May-20 20:47:55

A man and his wife went to bed
She was quite 'ready', he had a "bad head"

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lizzypopbottle Sat 16-May-20 21:10:21

A man and his wife went to bed
She was quite 'ready', he had a " bad head"collar
Hey! That's my excuse!

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lizzypopbottle Sat 16-May-20 21:11:18

What??? I didn't type head collar! Arrrgh! ????

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Juliet27 Sat 16-May-20 21:34:56

Oh Lizzy, your mind is not your own is it but it keeps us amused ?

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Juliet27 Sat 16-May-20 21:36:32

A man and his wife went to bed
She was quite 'ready', he had a " bad head"
Hey! That's my excuse!
And a regular I use!

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lizzypopbottle Sat 16-May-20 23:26:48

A man and his wife went to bed
She was quite 'ready', he had a "bad head"
Hey! That's my excuse!
And a regular I use!
So she read a good novel instead.

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lizzypopbottle Sat 16-May-20 23:27:36

Mother dear, will you lend me some cash?

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