Mother dear, will you lend me some cash? I need some cream for this awful rash, Not sure how I caught it Antibiotics might sort it, But hurry I really must dash
I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose A scented one which brings delight to my nose Antihistamine at the ready Holding my hand steady I'll water it well with the hose.
I'm fighting a battle with weeds, Before they start shedding their seeds I've bought a flame thrower Put guns on the mower I'm ready for dastardly deeds!
You're all invited round to my house To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse, I'll bring a how To those weeds such a for I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!
You're all invited round to my house To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse. I'll bring a hoe To those weeds such a foe I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!