Limericks 14

I'm doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright

I'm doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright
I’ll be off on a cruise

I'm doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright
I’ll be off on a cruise
I’ll drink all the booze

I'm doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright
I'll be off on a cruise
I'll drink all the booze
Become a high class socialite!

There once was a silly old goat

'Im doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright
I’ll be off on a cruise
I’ll drink all the booze
And then jump ship in the night

Six people can mingle and meet

I'm doing the lotto tonight
If I win my future is bright
I’ll be off on a cruise
I’ll drink all the booze
But I won't be a pretty sight.

I'll take myself off to Harley Street

A queue, , think this one was first.

There once was a silly old goat

There once was a silly old goat
Who was bald and in need of a coat

There once was a silly old goat
Who was bald and in need of a coat
He stood in the shade

There once was a silly old goat
Who was bald and in need of a coat
He stood in the shade
While his little kids played

There once was a silly old goat
Who was bald and in need of a coat
He stood in the shade
While his little kids played
Then decided to swim in the moat.

But he could only do doggie paddle

But he could only do doggy paddle,
And the lifeguards told him to skedaddle,

But he could only do doggy paddle,
And the lifeguards told him to skedaddle,
To swim here is banned

But he could only do doggy paddle
And the lifeguards told him to skedaddle
To swim here is banned,
So he must swim to dry land

But he could only do doggy paddle
And the lifeguards told him to skedaddle
To swim here is banned,
So he must swim to dry land
And try riding a horse with a saddle

I once saw a horse with three legs

I once saw a horse with three legs
To mount it I stood on some kegs

I once saw a horse with three legs
To mount it I stood on some kegs
It groaned very loud

I once saw a horse with three legs
To mount it I stood on some legs
It groaned very loud
To ride it I vowed

I once saw a horse with three legs
To mount it I stood on some kegs
It groaned very loud
To ride it I vowed
So I made it a leg with some pegs

A young lad from Burton on Trent

A young lad from Burton on Trent
Got a job picking hops in Kent

A young lad from Burton on Trent
Got a job picking hops in Kent
Such back-breaking work

A young lad from Burton on Trent
Got a job picking hops in Kent
Such back-breaking work
With nary a perk

A young lad from Burton on Trent
Got a job picking hops in Kent
Such back-breaking work
With nary a perk
Saw him giving it up for Lent.

Eggs are good for us, we are told

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two, if you're old

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two, if you're old
But I don’t like yolk