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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Annum Mon 01-Jun-20 21:12:00

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two, if you're old
But I don’t like yolk
Unlike other folk

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lizzypopbottle Mon 01-Jun-20 23:19:53

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two if you're oldI
But I don't like yolk
Unlike other folk
I'd much rather eat green mould! ?

A chicken crossed over the road

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Nannytrace Mon 01-Jun-20 23:57:59

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad

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Annum Tue 02-Jun-20 08:08:12

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Jun-20 09:59:36

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus
Oh dear, what a fuss

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henetha Tue 02-Jun-20 10:33:23

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus
Oh dear, what a fuss
The chicken didn't live to be old.

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed

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lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jun-20 12:36:08

But the road hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed

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Puzzler61 Tue 02-Jun-20 16:30:18

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed

They croaked at each other

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Annum Tue 02-Jun-20 18:48:22

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed
They croaked at each other
He became her first lover

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Nannytrace Tue 02-Jun-20 19:23:18

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed
They croaked at each other
He became her first lover

And the tadpoles that followed were calm.

The pond in the garden was full,

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lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jun-20 20:29:36

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!

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Nannytrace Tue 02-Jun-20 20:40:27

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Jun-20 21:15:37

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming
In water brimming

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Annum Tue 02-Jun-20 21:30:19

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming
In water brimming
Had shed its thick fleece to keep cool.

This weather is really too hot

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Jun-20 21:38:24

This weather is really too hot
But I’ve found a nice shady spot

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lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jun-20 22:31:03

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Jun-20 23:54:54

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining
I'm not complaining

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Jun-20 09:18:05

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining
I'm not complaining
As it had become too hot to trot.

There was a lady who found extreme weather

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henetha Wed 03-Jun-20 11:29:05

There was a lady who found extreme weather
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether

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lizzypopbottle Wed 03-Jun-20 11:43:59

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed

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Annum Wed 03-Jun-20 13:16:37

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed
Ice pack on her head

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Jun-20 18:44:43

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed
Ice pack on her head
Where she now lies in the altogetherblush

There was an old bloke in a boat

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Nannytrace Wed 03-Jun-20 19:28:38

There was an old bloke in a boat
His pets were a skunk and a goat

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lizzypopbottle Wed 03-Jun-20 20:51:27

There was an old bloke in a boat
His legs were a skunk and a boat
The skunk was so smelly

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Annum Wed 03-Jun-20 21:03:33

There was an old bloke in a boat
His pets were a skunk and a goat
The skunk was so smelly
He smeared it with jelly

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