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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jun-20 08:15:51

A narcissist from New York
Went by the name of O'Rourke

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henetha Tue 09-Jun-20 10:03:15

A narcissist from New York
Went by the name of O'Rourke
He thought he was great

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Annum Tue 09-Jun-20 11:07:50

A narcissist from New York
Went by the name of O'Rourke
He thought he was great
But couldn’t find a mate

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Jun-20 12:29:47

A narcissist from New York
Went by the name of O'Rourke
He thought he was great
But couldn't find a mate
But by Jove, of himself he'd talk and talk.

His dates would just get up and walk away

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jun-20 13:01:00

His dates would just get up and walk away
My views are just ignored , you’d hear them say,

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Annum Tue 09-Jun-20 14:45:23

His dates would just get up and walk away
My views are just ignored, you’d hear them say
What a waste of my time

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lizzypopbottle Tue 09-Jun-20 17:55:37

His dates would just get up and walk away
My views are just ignored your head them say,
What a waste of my time
It's a terrible crime

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henetha Wed 10-Jun-20 10:56:06

His dates would just get up and walk away
My views are just ignored, you'd hear them say,
What a waste of my time
It's a terrible crime
Goodbye Mr.O'Roark, get out of my way!

Perhaps I should join a new dating site

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Jun-20 12:11:19

Perhaps I should join a new dating site
There are loads more fish in the sea, too right

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lizzypopbottle Wed 10-Jun-20 12:23:19

Perhaps I should join a new dating site,
There are loads more fish in the sea, too right
But the photos will lie!

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Annum Wed 10-Jun-20 13:31:00

Perhaps I should join a new dating site,
There are loads more fish in the sea, too right
But the photos will lie!
Should I give it a try.....?

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lizzypopbottle Wed 10-Jun-20 14:13:39

Perhaps I should join a new dating site,
There are loads more fish in the sea, too right!
But the photos will lie!
Should I give it a try...?
It's an impulse perhaps you should fight!

The single life suits me, no doubt,

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Annum Wed 10-Jun-20 18:35:35

The single life suits me, no doubt,
No husband to boss me about

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Jun-20 00:12:26

The single life suits me, no doubt,
No husband to boss me about
I call my own shots

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Jun-20 06:44:01

The single life suits me, no doubt,
No husband to boss me about
I call my own shots
Can connect all the dots

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Annum Thu 11-Jun-20 09:11:01

The single life suits me, no doubt,
No husband to boss me about
I call my own shots
Can connect all the dots
And answer to no one for nowt!

There are times when living alone

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Jun-20 12:58:43

There are times when living alone
Can colour my days monotone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Jun-20 13:03:51

There are times when living alone
Can colour my days monochrome
It can be dreary

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lizzypopbottle Thu 11-Jun-20 13:50:17

There are times when living alone
Can colour my days monochrome
It can be dreary
But I have a query

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Annum Thu 11-Jun-20 14:35:10

There are times when living alone
Can colour my days monochrome
It can be dreary
But I have a query:
Who’ll bubble with me in my home?

If no one replies I’ll be sad

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Jangran99 Fri 12-Jun-20 11:28:43

If no one replies I’ll be sad,
But if it’s my ex I’ll be mad

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henetha Fri 12-Jun-20 11:47:40

If no one replies I’ll be sad,
But if it’s my ex I’ll be mad
I'd rather be single

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Jun-20 12:48:27

If no-one replies I'll be sad
But if it's my ex I'll be mad
I'd rather be single
Than go out and mingle

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lizzypopbottle Fri 12-Jun-20 19:04:58

If no one replies I'll be sad,
But if it's my ex I'll be mad
I'd rather be single
Than go out and mingle
But sometimes I have to be bad!

My badness may take many forms

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Jangran99 Fri 12-Jun-20 19:16:22

My badness may take many forms
I choose to ignore social norms

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