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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jun-20 09:01:50

A weather forecaster from Cheshire
Predicted a week.of high pressure

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Jun-20 09:34:18

A weather forecaster from Cheshire
Predicted a week of high pressure
The sun should shine brightly

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Annum Tue 16-Jun-20 10:15:34

A weather forecaster from Cheshire
Predicted a week of high pressure
The sun should shine brightly
18 degrees nightly

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lizzypopbottle Tue 16-Jun-20 12:04:42

A weather forecaster from Cheshire
Predicted a week of high pressure,
The sun should shine brightly
Eighteen degrees nightly
Cool showers will keep us all fresher.

A cow and a sheep and a horse,

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jun-20 12:34:59

A cow and a sheep and a horse,
Together were a tour de force

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henetha Tue 16-Jun-20 12:56:00

A cow and a sheep and a horse,
Together were a tour de force
But they ate all the grass

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Juliet27 Tue 16-Jun-20 19:11:46

cow and a sheep and a horse,
Together were a tour de force
But they ate all the grass
And left the field sparse

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lizzypopbottle Tue 16-Jun-20 20:05:03

A cow and a sheep and a horse
Together were a tour we force
But they ate all the grass (that word rhymes with gas up North, tee hee)
And left the field sparse,
And the farmer was angry of course.

The great North/South divide

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Annum Tue 16-Jun-20 21:53:34

The great North/South divide
Means one’s accent is harder to hide

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lizzypopbottle Tue 16-Jun-20 22:54:28

The great North/South divide
Means one's accent is harder to hide
But under the skin

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jun-20 23:33:18

The great North/South divide
Means one's accent is harder to hide
But under the skin
We’re all kith and kin

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Jun-20 06:13:31

The great North/South divide
Means one's accent is harder to hide
But under the skin
We’re all kith and kin
And it’s no matter where we reside

A tiresome joker from Poole

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 09:02:21

A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Jun-20 09:32:33

A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool
But he came a cropper

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henetha Wed 17-Jun-20 10:14:40

A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool
But he came a cropper
Riding his space hopper

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 10:15:55

A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool
But he came a cropper
Using a lopper

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 10:17:14

Ooops henetha grin
A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool
But he came a cropper
Riding his space hopper

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henetha Wed 17-Jun-20 10:20:55

Sorry....

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 10:24:02

A tiresome joker from Poole
Was always playing the fool
But he came a cropper
Riding his space hopper
With no teeth he can only drool .

For he went base over apex

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Jun-20 12:53:47

For he went base over apex
Trying a move rather complex

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Jun-20 13:32:40

For he went base over apex
Trying a move rather complex
He didn't half look silly

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lizzypopbottle Wed 17-Jun-20 14:21:19

For he went base over apex
Trying a move rather complex
He didn't half look silly
In his leotard so frilly

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Annum Wed 17-Jun-20 16:01:27

For he went base over apex
Trying a move rather complex
He didn't half look silly
In his leotard so frilly
Made for one of the fairer sex!

My other half wants to go swimming

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 18:21:13

My other half wants to go swimming
To help with his post lockdown trimming

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lizzypopbottle Wed 17-Jun-20 21:52:44

My other half wants to go swimming
To help with his post lockdown trimming
Just leave off the pies,

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