Limericks 14

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta
A soprano in the operetta
The dog bit her leg

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta
A soprano in the operetta
Rehearsing her aria

Oops ? ignore that...

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta
A soprano in the operetta
The dog bit her leg
Then sat up to beg

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta,
A soprano in the operetta,
The dog bit her leg
Then sat up to beg
But couldn't avoid a vendetta.

Dave swore he would change his bad ways,

Dave swore he would change his bad ways,
Can we trust any word he says

Dave swore he would change his bad ways,
Can we trust any word he says
He'd swear black was white

Dave swore he would change his bad ways,
Can we trust any word that he says
He'd swear black was white
And midday was midnight

Dave swore he would change his bad ways
Can we trust any word that he says?
He'd swear black was white
And midday was midnight!
And his parents just moan, "Oh! My days!"

The world's gone to hell in a cart,

The world's gone to hell in a cart,
But we can change it, if we are smart

The world's gone to hell in a handcart
But we can change it, if we are smart
What on earth do we do?

The world's gone to hell in a handcart
But we can change it, if we are smart
What on earth do we do?
I dunno, I'll leave it to you,

The world's gone to hell in a handcart
But we can change it, if we are smart
What on earth do we do?
I dunno, I'll leave it to you,
Take actions that come from your heart.

It’s never too late to change

It's never too late to change
Let's all go and shop at The Range

It's never too late to change
Let's all go and shop at The Range
My home needs updating

It's never too late to change
Let's all go and shop at The Range
My home needs updating
So why am I waiting?

It's never too late to change
Let's all go and shop at The Range
My home needs updating
So why am I waiting?
I’ll plan what I need to rearrange.

I’m starting to tire of this shielding

I’m starting to tire of this shielding
It feels never-ending, unyielding

I’m starting to tire of this shielding
It feels never-ending, unyielding
Though its for our own good

I’m starting to tire of this shielding
It feels never-ending, unyielding
Though its for our own good
I'd break out if I could

I'm starting to tire of this shielding
It feels never ending, unyielding,
Though it's for our own good
I'd break out of I could
Thor's hammer I'd like to be wielding.

The people in power break rules

The people in power break rules
It's such arrogant use of tools

The people in power break rules
It's such arrogant use of tools
60 miles to test sight

The people in power break rules
It's such arrogant use of tools
Sixty miles to test sight
That's not very bright

The people in power break rules
It's such arrogant use of tools
Sixty miles to test sight
That's not very bright
Do they think we're a bunch of old fools?

Weather man said 'cooler today' but it's not!